You know you're a 60 owner if........" (2 Viewers)

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I did get a ticket in my 60 - 43 in a 35! Couldn’t believe it, just before a long grade out of town and was gearing up for the run...haven’t gotten a ticket in years and of all the rigs I get it in my “slow and steady”
 
If this is how worn out your key is...
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Long range tank my friend...then the only shock is the fillup cost.
But then you have no where to put the spare tire. Then you figure you need a new rear bumper with a tire carrier, then you figure you need a front bumper to match, then...

That slippery slope of long range tank goodness will cost him 5k before he is done
 
You know you're a 60 owner if.......................the school zone has ended and the guy behind you cannot figure out if you noticed and are accelerating from 20 mph back up to 35 mph!
 
You’ve debated an urgent care visit from slicing your hand on chrome door trim..

It took my favorite button up shirt two days ago.

The SO loves the truck but said “that’s what you get for driving an old truck”

And it wasn’t even mean aspirated. I figured a shirt is cheaper than a new truck note.
 
................. Feral Cruisers keep showing up in your driveway and you wife will never understand....
Or......feral cruisers keep showing up in your driveway and the wife understands perfectly!!!
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Another trait of a 60 owner: EVERYTHING you do you justify it by saying “hey, it’s still cheaper than a new truck!”
This line is used almost daily at my family dinner table!
 
Your children are the only the only people under 25 who know how to operate manual windows and door locks. Additionally, they know to hold the door handle up only when closing the front doors, and will be able to drive stick by watching you operate the clutch and shifter 1,000,000 times. :cry::frown::cool::steer::zilla:

Dyno

Don’t assume that! My kids are still clueless! But 2-low makes for great training
 

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