So, Az got a ton of snow, and as many city dwellers did, we drove to it. Snow brings out the stupid in many people and then it shows, cause they are stuck. At 5:00 I pulled out a jeep who thought he could pull out this suburban.....
Well, suburban had slid off the road kinda into a edge of a wash, i thought it would be no big deal to pull him out, 3.5hrs later I figured out i was wrong.
Guy had a 2yo, 4yo and his wife in it, no jackets or cold weather gear. Stock suburban with street tires on 20” wheels, open diffs.
So we got to digging and started pulling on him in my 1995 tlc with 4.88’s, lockers and 37’s. He kept sliding down the hill although i was getting him closer to the road(1/4 mile away). After getting him halfway back but slid down the embankment farther, i started to think I wouldn’t be able to do it alone. So a f250 tried to help, nearly got stuck 2x himself, a trd 4runner tried and did better than the ferd, but not enought to waste my time.
Finally i figured i could go past him, yank his front end up the trail, and i did. Then got past him again to spin him 180*, which i did. Then yanked his ass(ice started to form on packed snow making it hard to walk or drive on. But i could dig through and into the dirt, these falken mt’s are pretty damn nice.
At 8:30 i finally got him to the road without breaking anything on his or my ride. Aired up and drove home. Its hard to beat a 80 series and someone too dumb to quit trying. I’m exhausted.
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Suburban was listing about 15* and at one point on only 3 tires, almost slid down into a 15-20’ deep concrete culvert. Kinda like a mini bridge.
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Half way out
View attachment 1912390As im trying to yank this fat pig out, these dumb broads are in my way and taking selfies. Fml
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Half way out