I don't think you are being "crabby". But hardly anybody is going to appreciate your attempt at a museum/concours/Mercum level restoration. That pool of buyers is extremely small. Most peeps who are buying a Cruiser to drive want power steering, disc brakes all around, a lift, and cool tires. Are you only going to take it to car shows? I don't want to put you down for doing a restoration project, but I think you need to see a shrink for your OCD. If you have a steel Cruiser you will always being chasing rust - it "never sleeps". I think my restomod Aqualu Cruiser built by FJ40Jim would be "worth a lot of money" at "the right auction" as they say on Antiques Roadshow. But it's yours to do whatever you want with so enjoy your very own BK cruiser. I'm betting the next owner will be modifying it.
My restomod:
1978 Toyota Land Cruiser, frame off restoration 2013. Aqualu aluminum tub, cowl, windshield frame, front bib, fenders, running boards. Frame painted with POR 15, Man-a-fre 2 1/2 inch lift, family cage, four wheel disk brakes, totally rebuilt 1977 2F engine desmogged, power steering conversion using Toyota mini-truck parts and reservoir from Chevy Astro. Lock-rite locking differential in rear. Rebuilt hubs. Early style front doors and ambulance doors on rear. Powder coated black wheels. Garvin full roof rack with basket bottom. Painted in original Toyota Rustic Green and Cygnet White. Bed liner in matching color, full roof rack with ladder, bikini top, Troll hole style olive green canvas soft top, uncompleted half doors, new headliner, updated marine radio and speakers uses SD card, 3 point seatbelts front and new rear lap belts. Original reupholstered jump seats kept and bench seat from SOR currently installed. 3M Matte Olive Green wrap currently installed. Fog lights and military black-out lights. Troll hole style olive green canvas soft top and vinyl bikini top. New Bumper with Warn 8274 winch. Rebuild by Jim Chenoweth, i.e. FJ40Jim on ih8mud.com - TLC Performance
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