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SILVER Star
This weekend I was reminded that ice does not give a damn about you, your BFGs, your Full-Time 4WD, or your factory lockers.
Sunday, 2018-01-07, 11:15PM, Crestwood, KY.
Alone. On a slight, but what turned out to be iced covered, curve. Through someone's mailbox and into their front yard.
Shortly after I finished my 911 call, a pickup came around the same slight curve, 180'd while still on the road, and ended up backwards, in the ditch, against a fence, on the opposite side of the road. Except they stayed right side up. The first responding office almost lost it off the side of the road. Then another car almost hit the officer's cruiser, the officer (outside of his cruiser), and went into the same ditch as the pickup.
Eventually flipped her back over. Let her sit for a minute. Checked fluids. Started right up. The police, fire, and ems crews all got a kick out of that.
Couldn’t drive anywhere except the grass and up to the flatbed though. Punctured tire(s), cracked rim(s), separated and spidered windshield, etc.
Oh, and the moonroof came out, in one un-shattered piece (pictured), when I was slammed into and through it.
I remembered last night that I found my hat many, many feet back behind the cruiser. None of my windows were open prior. The moonroof was the only thing "open" after.
I'm fat (very), so your mileage may vary.
I'm also sore (very).
Buckle up, kids.
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Follow-up:
No local (Louisville, KY) body shop wants anything to do with me, other than glancing at it and saying “obvious total loss”. Which is in fact exactly what my usually first choice, and a State Farm Select Service, shop submitted to State Farm. Can’t even get a proper itemized estimate. None even seem willing to work on repairs with me paying out of pocket after buy back to achieve rebuild title.
Recommendations?