TORT: The ONSC Rant Thread (30 Viewers)

[JohnVee]

Keeping my thoughts to myself, but I do know a guy who is waiting to catch the next owner not picking up his dog's mess from the front yard during a walk...claims he'll pick it up and "hand deliver it" back to the owner.

Also, the vet's waiting room requires the utmost of caution and "short leash" handling. Why don't so many people get that?

 

[NCFJ]

I got out of jury duty in Key West by refusing to wear long pants and a tie

 

[roadstr6]

I recently had a friend call me a "know-it-all" (in so many words) to my face. Just doing a little soul searching here...I know I'm a terrible listener...and if I have ever offered you unsolicited advice, I apologize. What I won't apologize for is trying to help someone or attempting to share what little knowledge I may have scraped together with someone who needs to know. Besides, I am old. Indulge me. If I don't regurgitate the contents of my gray matter every now and then to somebody who is willing to listen, I'll likely forget it and it will be lost forever.

 

[NCFJ]

Dave, you are one of the guys I would go to for advice. Joke them if they can't take a ....

 

[David70FJ40]

Hardly an old guy. I'll be willing to discuss getting older. On the bright side, I found you to be a good source of information and an overall good guy, one I would be proud to invite into my home. Keep helping out members with information and advice, this is what makes the ONSC what it is, a great collection of uncommon people with a common interest.

 

[izzyandsue]

I recently had a friend call me a "know-it-all" (in so many words) to my face. Just doing a little soul searching here...I know I'm a terrible listener...and if I have ever offered you unsolicited advice, I apologize. What I won't apologize for is trying to help someone or attempting to share what little knowledge I may have scraped together with someone who needs to know. Besides, I am old. Indulge me. If I don't regurgitate the contents of my gray matter every now and then to somebody who is willing to listen, I'll likely forget it and it will be lost forever.

If it was a good friend, I would say to him "at least I am not an ignorant d0rulng9u34yut90 like you", and a really close friend "at least I am not an ignorant d0rulng9u34yut90 like you, and your wife is really worried about your children being like you too". But I have weird friends.

I am not one for blowing sunshine, but you sir are one of the most unassuming, humble, yet extremely knowledgeable person I have ever met.

 

[izzyandsue]

Ugh, my doggie post was deleted, I was going to change it, promise!

 

[JohnVee]

I recently had a friend call me a "know-it-all" (in so many words) to my face.

Between you and me, we know everything. You know everything except that you're an ashsole...and that's ALL that I know!

 

[David70FJ40]

Ugh, my doggie post was deleted, I was going to change it, promise!

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Gone but not forgotten!

 

[Roxx]

The best part is that your friend is right in one thing. You know it all and you know it right.

 

[roadstr6]

I don’t know much, but I do know you guys are the best. Thanks for the words of encouragement.

Izzy’s dog rant was pulled down before I got a chance to read it. The responses had me scratching my head. I even scrolled back a few pages to try and figure out what I had missed. It must’ve been pretty damn good.

 

[Comet]

@roadstr6

Dave, I hope one day to be called a know-it-all so I can correct the a$$hat. I will politely let them know I am nothing compared to you!

Great time on the trails this past weekend with you (except Sunday, definitely not Sunday, Sunday sucked).

 

[angerhater]

Dave, I am not sure you know it all. but you do have a wealth of pertinent information and a pleasant way of sharing it. pay no mind to that curmudgeons flatulent opinion.

 

[roadstr6]

@roadstr6

Dave, I hope one day to be called a know-it-all so I can correct the a$$hat. I will politely let them know I am nothing compared to you!

Great time on the trails this past weekend with you (except Sunday, definitely not Sunday, Sunday sucked).

Sunday did suck. My heart sank when I heard that clunk. I knew it had to be bad, but was trying to stay optimistic that the problem was only the sway bar. I hope you get it fixed soon. Hang in there.

 

[stevezero]

@roadstr6 was it randull or stinkey that called you the know it all???

 

[JohnVee]

FWIW, I call Dave a know it all, too. Because he always has the right answer to my bizarre-assed questions.

 

[David70FJ40]

Sometimes I simply hate Facebook. I placed an ad on Marketplace, took the description from the manufacturers web site and asked for a price that was below what I paid and hopefully what is fair. Shortly after I received a message asking what I was replacing it with, I received a message from Facebook saying that the ad "might" have violated community standards with no explanation of what standards were violated. Facebook removed the ad so it could be reviewed so I launched a detailed explanation of what, why and where about the ad. This morning I received a note from Facebook stating the ad was again live after being reviewed.

 

[izzyandsue]

I recently had a friend call me a "know-it-all" (in so many words) to my face. Just doing a little soul searching here...I know I'm a terrible listener...and if I have ever offered you unsolicited advice, I apologize. What I won't apologize for is trying to help someone or attempting to share what little knowledge I may have scraped together with someone who needs to know. Besides, I am old. Indulge me. If I don't regurgitate the contents of my gray matter every now and then to somebody who is willing to listen, I'll likely forget it and it will be lost forever.

Made me think of this!

 

[uzj100]

Big banks missing their SLA and then starting the clock over again. Fifth Third may be the worst bank on the planet.

 

[S4Cruiser]

Some douche dick face hit my parked car at work today...and I park as far away from any other cars as possible, I’m literally the only car parked for a couple hundred feet. People suck.

Damage isn’t bad but I bet Audi hits me with a fee during the lease turn in process.

There are cameras at work but not sure if they cover where I park. I might get lucky or at least figure out where to park for next time. I might have found my culprit but only video evidence would prove it.