Well ok then.. I won't do it. Would anyone be willing to help me?
Maybe over FaceTime or something? I'm pretty sure I have most if not all the tools for it I just need somebody to supervise.
The good news is your third member is portable and can be taken to someone with the proper tools (and knowledge) to do the installation.
Also, it sounds as if you have the parts necessary (ring and pinion, master install kit), so you are good there.
Bad news is.....unless you have a 'press', bearing pullers, Micrometer, dial calipers and dial indicator with mount, accurate torque wrench ft. lbs and accurate torque wrench in. lbs (preferably beam style), you won't have the tools (minimum) to do the job.
Please don't misunderstand me, its not that we couldn't 'talk' you through the process (though it would be arduous) and manage to get the parts installed. Its the QUALITY of the job we wouldn't be able to confirm or quantify.
You have a lot invested in the parts you have. A GOOD installation will insure they last a long time. A POOR installation surely means they will be short lived if not destroyed in short order.
The process (even for a professional) usually involves assembling and dis-assembling the diff several times. You will be 'trying' different shims in order to get a specified Pinion Pre-Load, Backlash, Carrier Bearing Pre-Load AND checking your 'pattern' on both the Drive and Coast sides of your ring gear. It pretty much takes someone 'on-site' to do this. It just isn't something easily conveyed over the internet.
I'd recommend you save up a little money and have it done by a reputable mechanic. If it were me I'd send it to 'ZUK'.
I have all the tools (and more) and have set up no fewer than a dozen diffs in various vehicles, but I'd still send mine to ZUK if it was my differential and all new parts were going in.