Ok guys, I successfully removed the wheel lock key from the spare tire winch with basic tools in my driveway. Total time was about an hour, including adding air to the spare tire, washing it off and reinstalling it. Big thanks to @flintknapper on this one.
The first thing I did was put the AHC suspension on high, because who doesn't want more room underneath the car? Then I used a ratcheting 12mm flexible-neck box end wrench to remove the four bolts holding the winch on. Basically, there is a huge crossmember underneath the car that holds the spare up. Attached to that is the four bolts holding the winch and the winch secures the spare tire to it.
The whole spare tire/winch assembly then fell down on me, as is tradition. I took two flathead screwdrivers and pressed them down between the locking bit and the plastic cone, and pried it up. Then I just ripped the whole plastic cone off with some force and destroyed it, because who needs that? That left the locking bit that was pressed into the standard winch.
I bent the bisected metal cone parts down (made them ugly) so I could pry up the wheel lock key with the screwdrivers. I whacked the key a few times on each side with a hammer+screwdriver, placing the screwdriver tip in a groove on the side of the locking key. It was very easy to pop the key out. Underneath that was the stock winch. I used pliers to bend the cone pieces back up into a semi-respectable shape.
Installation was reverse of removal. Overall a very straightforward job. The hardest part was shoving my whole arm up between the muffler and the tire, to place the ratcheting box wrench on the top of the bolts to let the whole assembly down.
The first thing I did was put the AHC suspension on high, because who doesn't want more room underneath the car? Then I used a ratcheting 12mm flexible-neck box end wrench to remove the four bolts holding the winch on. Basically, there is a huge crossmember underneath the car that holds the spare up. Attached to that is the four bolts holding the winch and the winch secures the spare tire to it.
The whole spare tire/winch assembly then fell down on me, as is tradition. I took two flathead screwdrivers and pressed them down between the locking bit and the plastic cone, and pried it up. Then I just ripped the whole plastic cone off with some force and destroyed it, because who needs that? That left the locking bit that was pressed into the standard winch.
I bent the bisected metal cone parts down (made them ugly) so I could pry up the wheel lock key with the screwdrivers. I whacked the key a few times on each side with a hammer+screwdriver, placing the screwdriver tip in a groove on the side of the locking key. It was very easy to pop the key out. Underneath that was the stock winch. I used pliers to bend the cone pieces back up into a semi-respectable shape.
Installation was reverse of removal. Overall a very straightforward job. The hardest part was shoving my whole arm up between the muffler and the tire, to place the ratcheting box wrench on the top of the bolts to let the whole assembly down.