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It is printed using only organic non-GM ink on 100% recycled soft and absorbent paper, with each page individually perforated for field-use should the need arise. But wait! That is not all! Every second page is impregnated with non-petroleum based waxes and can be rolled up and struck on the genuine leatherette back cover for easy camp fire starting. No more kindling. EVER. No Land Cruiser should be without one!
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You're in luck. I am the author of the definitive guide on this subject, which is often cited by bottom-feeding-lawyers, corruptible judges and fly-by-night marriage councillors. If you want I can get my Nigerian cousin to PM you my banking details so I can send you a personalised signed copy together with our embossed and personalised standard guarantee for a happier less stressful life.
It is printed using only organic non-GM ink on 100% recycled soft and absorbent paper, with each page individually perforated for field-use should the need arise. But wait! That is not all! Every second page is impregnated with non-petroleum based waxes and can be rolled up and struck on the genuine leatherette back cover for easy camp fire starting. No more kindling. EVER. No Land Cruiser should be without one!
In addition you will get our field guide to choosing the correct colour for your Land Cruiser. Yours to keep and use (ABSOLUTELY FREE) for a million-billion years.