Thoughts on Red Dog Tools kit for the 80? (2 Viewers)

[Mark W]

I'll chalk you up for one?

I just took a closer look at the list posted here of what (apparently) is actually in it... and at the price!! My quiet chuckles and shaking of my head have been replaced with out and out laughter and snorts of derision.


This must be a joke, right? Holy chit!!



It does, I guess, seem to be the perfect way to shout "I am a clueless posuer" without actually moving your lips. More than the bag o' junk itself, the quote from the website really seals that;

"WILL IT FIX IT? YES IT WILL.
From our experience, steering, suspension, driveline, and brake repairs make up most off-roading and overlanding mechanical issues. Our primary goal is to provide just the right tools so you can make the necessary repairs on the trail that get you back on the road."

I looked at the statement and then looked back at what is included and fell on the floor laughing for a bit.

Maybe the bag might make a cute purse for one of those girls that knows how to spin wrenches just a little bit and really plays that up because she loves the attention the guys give her because of it? I could see my youngest thinking it was pretty cool. Back when she was 12. Before she broke her first birfield even.


I dug through the tool box that holds my tertiary hand tools and various duplicates of some of my diagnostics to put together a kit to toss in the back of the GF's Subaru one weekend when we decided to make a spur of the moment up and back run to Deadhorse a while back. Took me about 15 minutes while I was waiting for her to arrive. It is approximately 17,000 times more comprehensive and relevant that that silly little tool roll of "Overlanding" fluff.

I remember all the joking stereotypes we had here about '80s and the (then "new") '80 owners back when they first surfaced on the scene. This thing fits right in with all the "pink panty comments.


Mark...

 

[jwbc84]

If you could include some competence and actual mechanical aptitude to the sense of security I would be a buyer.

Maybe the tool bag includes a $300 gift card towards the nearest mechanic?

 

[mudgudgeon]

If you could include some competence and actual mechanical aptitude to the sense of security I would be a buyer.

You want the deluxe version? Or the Bronco version?

 

[mudgudgeon]

I just took a closer look at the list posted here of what (apparently) is actually in it... and at the price!! My quiet chuckles and shaking of my head have been replaced with out and out laughter and snorts of derision.


This must be a joke, right? Holy chit!!



It does, I guess, seem to be the perfect way to shout "I am a clueless posuer" without actually moving your lips. More than the bag o' junk itself, the quote from the website really seals that;

"WILL IT FIX IT? YES IT WILL.
From our experience, steering, suspension, driveline, and brake repairs make up most off-roading and overlanding mechanical issues. Our primary goal is to provide just the right tools so you can make the necessary repairs on the trail that get you back on the road."

I looked at the statement and then looked back at what is included and fell on the floor laughing for a bit.

Maybe the bag might make a cute purse for one of those girls that knows how to spin wrenches just a little bit and really plays that up because she loves the attention the guys give her because of it? I could see my youngest thinking it was pretty cool. Back when she was 12. Before she broke her first birfield even.


I dug through the tool box that holds my tertiary hand tools and various duplicates of some of my diagnostics to put together a kit to toss in the back of the GF's Subaru one weekend when we decided to make a spur of the moment up and back run to Deadhorse a while back. Took me about 15 minutes while I was waiting for her to arrive. It is approximately 17,000 times more comprehensive and relevant that that silly little tool roll of "Overlanding" fluff.

I remember all the joking stereotypes we had here about '80s and the (then "new") '80 owners back when they first surfaced on the scene. This thing fits right in with all the "pink panty comments.


Mark...

Sorry, can you tell us what you really think?
Don't beat around the bush man!

 

[Bludozer]

You want the deluxe version? Or the Bronco version?

Scotty Kilmer edition.

 

[mudgudgeon]

Scotty Kilmer edition.

Never heard of him until now, but can for sure load a bag with the false sense you have his skills.


Price just tripled though

 

[NelsonCruiser]

I have had a tool roll from Blue Ridge Overland Gear for several years that is very sturdy and made by an excellent US based small business that stands behind their products. It can be loaded with anything you need. I put my own tools in, because I know my vehicles and only add what I need.

This one? Tool Pouch Roll - https://www.blueridgeoverlandgear.com/products/tool-pouch-roll

 

[NelsonCruiser]

I just took a closer look at the list posted here of what (apparently) is actually in it... and at the price!! My quiet chuckles and shaking of my head have been replaced with out and out laughter and snorts of derision.


This must be a joke, right? Holy chit!!



It does, I guess, seem to be the perfect way to shout "I am a clueless posuer" without actually moving your lips. More than the bag o' junk itself, the quote from the website really seals that;

"WILL IT FIX IT? YES IT WILL.
From our experience, steering, suspension, driveline, and brake repairs make up most off-roading and overlanding mechanical issues. Our primary goal is to provide just the right tools so you can make the necessary repairs on the trail that get you back on the road."

I looked at the statement and then looked back at what is included and fell on the floor laughing for a bit.

Maybe the bag might make a cute purse for one of those girls that knows how to spin wrenches just a little bit and really plays that up because she loves the attention the guys give her because of it? I could see my youngest thinking it was pretty cool. Back when she was 12. Before she broke her first birfield even.


I dug through the tool box that holds my tertiary hand tools and various duplicates of some of my diagnostics to put together a kit to toss in the back of the GF's Subaru one weekend when we decided to make a spur of the moment up and back run to Deadhorse a while back. Took me about 15 minutes while I was waiting for her to arrive. It is approximately 17,000 times more comprehensive and relevant that that silly little tool roll of "Overlanding" fluff.

I remember all the joking stereotypes we had here about '80s and the (then "new") '80 owners back when they first surfaced on the scene. This thing fits right in with all the "pink panty comments.


Mark...

Thanks everyone for your feedback! I thought it seemed strange that they wouldn’t give specifics on things. I am so glad I didn’t waste my money.

I think I might pick up the bag from blue ridge overland!

 

[CharlieS]

This one? Tool Pouch Roll - https://www.blueridgeoverlandgear.com/products/tool-pouch-roll

Yes. Keep in mind it is US made, and has a lifetime warranty and they stand behind it. You can definitely find something similar made overseas for less.

 

[NelsonCruiser]

Yes. Keep in mind it is US made, and has a lifetime warranty and they stand behind it. You can definitely find something similar made overseas for less.

Ok cool I might pick one up. I generally have liked more than just a few large pockets in these bags though. But it seems they make more Velcro organizers. Have you used any more than just the 4 large bags?

 

[jwbc84]

If you're feeling crafty you can sew up your own!

Sailrite® Tool Roll With Zippered Pouches Kit Pacific Blue

DetailsSew it yourself! This Tool Roll Kit includes all the materials and hardware pieces you need to sew your own tool roll. This is not only a high-quality and versatile custom tool roll bag, but it is also a wonderful way to improve your sewing skills. Many important sewing techniques are...

www.sailrite.com

 

[John McVicker]

Home - Adventure Tool Company - https://adventuretoolcompany.com/

Adventure tool bags. Made in Colorado, many sizes to choose from. In my opinion the absolute best tool bags made. Man and wife team are the owner/makers…and they are LandCruiser owner and are on MUD. The very best bags I’ve run across.

 

[BILT4ME]

Just look up Tool Rolls in various places.

You can get some to hold wrenches and some to hold socket sets.

Bucket Boss Northern Tool

Lowes Dickies

Home Depot Multi Bag roll

This Red Dog tool is a Red Rocket for EauverLaunders........ They have money and it's burning a hole in their pocket.....

 

[BILT4ME]

Home - Adventure Tool Company - https://adventuretoolcompany.com/

Adventure tool bags. Made in Colorado, many sizes to choose from. In my opinion the absolute best tool bags made. Man and wife team are the owner/makers…and they are LandCruiser owner and are on MUD. The very best bags I’ve run across.

Those actually look very nice. It has a better layout and versatility that I would consider for the things I do and carry.

 

[John McVicker]

@BILT4ME

They really are top notch bags, built with very heavy canvas and extremely rugged. I carry them fully loaded with tools in my 60, bouncing around etc. They are always ready to go to work.

 

[alia176]

Why do I get the feeling that this thread belongs in Expedition Portal?