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Look its like I told you over text this is how you fix it.
You’ve got to get rid of that body fast. And if you want to get away with your “crime” so you can enjoy your newfound freedom, then you’ve also got to be careful. After all, this isn’t your cocker spaniel’s dog poop we’re talking about here – you can’t just throw it onto the neighbors’ lawn and expect the problem to disappear on its own. You need a plan. To help out, here are some of the best ways to dispose of a dead body:

Dump the body in the woods: Our nation’s wooded areas are riddled with dead bodies. And why not? Dense forests provide plenty of cover during the actual burial. Plus, the body is unlikely to be found, because very few people go digging random holes in the middle of the forest (unless they’re burying a body, in which case, you probably won’t have to worry about them alerting the authorities).

Bury the body at your house: If you’re worried of being caught red-handed out there in the real world, use your own property to bury the body. That backyard rose garden is a perfect place to hide a body (bonus: human bodies make great fertilizer – those roses are gonna look great when spring comes around next year). If you’ve got nosy neighbors, then bury the body in the basement or encase it behind a bedroom wall. If you choose the latter, be sure to stock up on Febreze – that decomposing body is gonna get pretty rank.

Roll the body up in a carpet and throw it off a bridge: Got blood all over your tiger-skin rug? Kill two birds with one stone and throw the evidence and the deceased off a nearby bridge at the same time. Tip: choose a bridge that’s over a body of water. That freeway overpass may look convenient, but when that rug starts blocking up traffic below, someone will eventually look inside of it.


Chop the body into little pieces: Bodies are harder to identify when only partial remains are found. Make the cops work for that positive identification by dumping various parts of the body throughout the nearby city and countryside. Good places to drop body parts include dumpsters, lakes and the rental return box at Blockbuster.

Use acid to dispose of the body: If you’ve got a few barrels of sulfuric acid lying around (and who doesn’t these days?), you can get rid of the remains altogether by dissolving it. Be sure to place the body in a container that the acid can’t eat through. After neutralizing the acid, ideas for getting rid of the sludgy remains of the body include flushing it down the toilet, pouring it down a storm drain, or baking it into banana bread and feeding it to your enemies.

After the bodies are gone from the cargo area the sag will magically disappear also.
Missed your text you know burn phones go...

Shoot threw a few dryer sheets for smell and added the high lift and problem solved! All that digging chopping dissolving sounded to hard.... thanks for the advise though!!

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That might be all the motivation I needed to get new springs, an add a leaf or something ordered..... thanks Steve :p
Put an 8274 up front. Maybe two.

Ooooh, dual battery! That's some @stevezero -level enablement right there!
 
In the middle of doing front wheel bearings and new brakes on my LX470.

Anyone have a shop recommendation that could press in the new bearing races for me? Not wanting to fudge it up by trying to tap them in myself without the right tools.

You’re welcome to bring them over and use my press. I’m around all weekend.

I’d still just use a brass drift myself.
 
You’re welcome to bring them over and use my press. I’m around all weekend.

I’d still just use a brass drift myself.

Brass drift no bueno. Not enough surface area on the bearing race lip to use a brass drift without destroying it.

A bearing race is like Rockwell C 60 hardness. No way you can affect it with a Rockwell C 40 steel punch.
 
Brass drift no bueno. Not enough surface area on the bearing race lip to use a brass drift without destroying it.

A bearing race is like Rockwell C 60 hardness. No way you can affect it with a Rockwell C 40 steel punch.

The 100 series bearing races are different style then 40/60/80 series?
 
You’re welcome to bring them over and use my press. I’m around all weekend.

I’d still just use a brass drift myself.

Thanks for the offer! Ended up punching them in myself with a punch and hammer and the old race to get them started.


Side Note: Does anyone have a flange gasket they are willing to part with? One of mine tore when I was trying to get it over the studs!

Hoping someone local has one so the truck isn't down for another week while I order another one.



Thanks

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Thanks for the offer! Ended up punching them in myself with a punch and hammer and the old race to get them started.


Side Note: Does anyone have a flange gasket they are willing to part with? One of mine tore when I was trying to get it over the studs!

Hoping someone local has one so the truck isn't down for another week while I order another one.



Thanks

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If that gasket is the same as for the 40/60 then I have like 10. If not, I still might have it but will need to look through my gasket stash.
 
If that gasket is the same as for the 40/60 then I have like 10. If not, I still might have it but will need to look through my gasket stash.
Please let me know. I’d be happy to swing by and bring mine and see if they’re the same or not.

Happy to pay in money or beer
 
I figured out why there are so many run down farms around, they killed the guy that took care of them............
 
Cool article looking back at some great cars.


They used my M3 for the comparison.
 
Cool article looking back at some great cars.


They used my M3 for the comparison.

Small world. When I lived in CO, I bought one of Alex’s personal E30s, sold him a few parts too. Unfortunately, sold the car before I moved back east and have regretted it since. Just picked up a S52 swapped E36 sedan as my new beater Bimmer.
 
Small world. When I lived in CO, I bought one of Alex’s personal E30s, sold him a few parts too. Unfortunately, sold the car before I moved back east and have regretted it since. Just picked up a S52 swapped E36 sedan as my new beater Bimmer.


That’s awesome!

He’s great...been really helpful to me, I’ve listed a couple of cars with him for sale now!
 
It's good to know that at least 2 elected Representatives think that automakers are to blame when somebody leaves a child in the car. Hello, Nanny State. Maybe I should sue, and say that my rights as a childless person are being infringed. Oh, and maybe my feelings are hurt, too, every time that alert reminds me of all the times people have tormented me by asking when I'm gonna have kids. Sadly, I think the second one would have more traction.

Short version:
DETROIT (AP) — By the 2025 model year, nearly all new vehicles sold in the U.S. will come with electronic alerts to remind people to not leave children behind in the back seats.

"Congress must be vigilant and continue to pursue legislation that requires these companies to take the necessary steps to protect children and holds the companies accountable," they said in a statement.

 
It's good to know that at least 2 elected Representatives think that automakers are to blame when somebody leaves a child in the car. Hello, Nanny State. Maybe I should sue, and say that my rights as a childless person are being infringed. Oh, and maybe my feelings are hurt, too, every time that alert reminds me of all the times people have tormented me by asking when I'm gonna have kids. Sadly, I think the second one would have more traction.

Short version:
DETROIT (AP) — By the 2025 model year, nearly all new vehicles sold in the U.S. will come with electronic alerts to remind people to not leave children behind in the back seats.

"Congress must be vigilant and continue to pursue legislation that requires these companies to take the necessary steps to protect children and holds the companies accountable," they said in a statement.

But it's not April 1st. Surely this can't be real.

By the 2030 model year, nearly all new vehicles sold in the U.S. will come with electronic alerts to remind people to sit in the vehicle and not on the hood or trunk when the vehicle is in motion.
 
It's good to know that at least 2 elected Representatives think that automakers are to blame when somebody leaves a child in the car. Hello, Nanny State. Maybe I should sue, and say that my rights as a childless person are being infringed. Oh, and maybe my feelings are hurt, too, every time that alert reminds me of all the times people have tormented me by asking when I'm gonna have kids. Sadly, I think the second one would have more traction.

Short version:
DETROIT (AP) — By the 2025 model year, nearly all new vehicles sold in the U.S. will come with electronic alerts to remind people to not leave children behind in the back seats.

"Congress must be vigilant and continue to pursue legislation that requires these companies to take the necessary steps to protect children and holds the companies accountable," they said in a statement.



I'm not against the tech, if it saves one child from dying in a vehicle due to a dumb ass parent it is worth it, but saying the companies are accountable is the dumbest thing i've read all week. This coming from a guy that has to read statements all week from owners trying to argue as to why they think their building/business is worth more than the appraisal comes in at.
 
It's good to know that at least 2 elected Representatives think that automakers are to blame when somebody leaves a child in the car. Hello, Nanny State. Maybe I should sue, and say that my rights as a childless person are being infringed. Oh, and maybe my feelings are hurt, too, every time that alert reminds me of all the times people have tormented me by asking when I'm gonna have kids. Sadly, I think the second one would have more traction.


so when are you having kids? sheesh.....
 

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