Damn man. I'm in Los Angeles if you get desperate for a driveway, but no hoist to get the engine in. Tow costs would make it prohibitively expensive IMO plus it would be slow. But it is there. I think there is a cruiser shop in Corona, right? I cant remember their name right now. Also some options in Huntington I believe, or maybe Laguna? Probably not cheap, but could hopefully get it installed in a reasonable time frame since truck/engine will show up together. I think I'm going to use RPM in Monrovia which is still a bit of a hike for you. They may not be free until May/June for a bigger job like this.
My advice is connect with the wife, be nice, give her some homemade cookies (from your kids, if you have them). She will get it done. Wives know how to make husbands get s*** done.