You know you're a 60 owner if........" (1 Viewer)

[pistonpete]

OMG !!! BEST THREAD EVER !!!!

 

[Shacklewhacker]

When 3 gear shift levers seem perfectly normal and a 4th would be a desired option.

you have a manual choke, nobody outside of Mudd has a clue how to drive your truck.

This.
When you drive the wife's car to the fancy hotel overnight since you know valet parking will have no clue how to start your car the next morning.

 

[natecher]

This.
When you drive the wife's car to the fancy hotel overnight since you know valet parking will have no clue how to start your car the next morning.

Oh I avoid valet parking... the fear of some one driving the top of the cruiser into the cement ceiling...

 

[lel]

When your Toyota parts dealer
Pulls you out of line and tells you you don't need to wait with "them" and and hands you a bag of popcorn. (True story)

 

[MANUCHAO]

.......... when instead of moving on to a 8x, 1xx, or 2xx series you bring forward diverse, and more fitting components to keep these old dogs on the road !!!!

 

[Cruising Canuck]

When you have to open the hood to shut off your truck

 

[rythecruiserguy]

your kids frequently have meltdowns because they cant reach the seatbelts that you didn't have enough arms to hold up the last time you flipped the seat down

 

[mwebfj60]

Your drivers side seatbelt did the vvzzzzzzzz thing many years ago and doesn't retract anymore. You just leave it be because you never had seat belts growing up anyways and technically you are still wearing one if you get pulled over.

 

[natecher]

You don't realize your carpet is 30 years old and are always making excuses that it's really not that bad.

 

[ElviMcCoy]

You're stuck behind an old lady in a Buick doing 45 in a 55 and you’re scanning the road up ahead to find a two-mile long downhill passing lane.

You have a bottle opener welded to your rear bumper.

“Emu” means something other than a flightless bird.

Your visors are flopping down in sunny AND cloudy weather.

your horn sounds like a love-sick canadian goose.

when a “31x10.5x15” tire excites you the way “36x24x36” girl used to back in the day.

 

[gregnash]

When you pull over with your buddies after a long drive and shut the truck off only to have one of them ask "What's noise coming from your truck?" and you respond "The carb fan." and then they all look at each other quizzically and one says "What's a carb fan?"

 

[SteveH]

You view the blue A/C button as the 'turbo' because turning it off notably increases vehicle performance.
You correct the valet who says 'I brought your 4Runner around....' (this happened to me).
You no longer jump when the ice between the leaf springs cracks with a loud 'pop' when you move the truck on a cold day.

 

[Willard]

you have to explain to your kids friends what those winding things on the door panel are for. "That's the air conditioning."

My 9yo son says it is a workout for your arms.

 

[natecher]

You're stuck behind an old lady in a Buick doing 45 in a 55 and you’re scanning the road up ahead to find a two-mile long downhill passing lane.

You have a bottle opener welded to your rear bumper.

“Emu” means something other than a flightless bird.

Your visors are flopping down in sunny AND cloudy weather.

your horn sounds like a love-sick canadian goose.

when a “31x10.5x15” tire excites you the way “36x24x36” girl used to back in the day.

Haha the Goose!

 

[Rockymtnreaper]

.....you know you're not a slow car.....you're a fast tractor

You made my day.

When you pull over with your buddies after a long drive and shut the truck off only to have one of them ask "What's noise coming from your truck?" and you respond "The carb fan." and then they all look at each other quizzically and one says "What's a carb fan?"

My neighbors always tell me, "just to let you know, your truck is still running."

 

[SteveH]

your horn sounds like a love-sick canadian goose.

It's a Canada Goose, unless it's from Canada, eh?

 

[stridertexas]

Have to hide shipments to your house. "What's this? Oh nothing."

 

[gregnash]

Have to hide shipments to your house. "What's this? Oh nothing."

Wife doesn't even bother asking what it is anymore..

 

[mattressking]

Wife doesn't even bother asking what it is anymore..

wife? what is that?

 

[NeverGiveUpYota]

Have to hide shipments to your house. "What's this? Oh nothing."

Another perk to singledom.