SO we have a lot of new people joining the club and I figured we needed to introduce ourselves to them so they have some idea what we are talking about when we talk about someone who which you don't know who we are talking about but we do and this person we are talking about has some story that we all know about that you don't know about and have no idea what we are talking about or this person we are talking about has a certain personality which you have no idea who they are and what they are out which we do and you get confused and have no idea what is going on and we don't either and then everyone is confused.
So now that you understand all this here is what I know. I'm sure the others you don't know will fill in the rest and anything they say about me is a flat lie.
I'll start off with me. I'm the chatty one who hoards 40 parts, get's sick all the time and wears crazy hats. I'll also take a picture of anyone in their most embarrassing moment and post it on Mud. So don't do anything stupid and you have nothing to worry about. I was club leader for a while and now I just want to be a follower and let you do all the work.
Now that that is out of the way we need to talk about the Mafia. The beginning on the mafia started in a BI-LO parking lot. Chuck (cruisintiger) was stalking women and some how happened to spy this scrawny guy coming out of the store with a 4 pack of Gordons getting in a cruiser. He chased this guy John Paul (clemsoncruiser) down and after 10 min of running JP got tired and Chuck finally introduced himself. That was the beginning of the Clemson Mafia. From there they recruited many Clemson students. Non of them had any money so every thing they did to their vehicles involved duct tape and a who lot of luck. The mafia is known for doing stupid unsafe things and will usually break down on the trails a few times. But the club wouldn't be what it is today without them.
Chuck aka Cruisintiger. Heads up the Clemson Mafia. You will hear a lot of references to Chuck. He is known for really bad cooking. I mean really bad. Don't think I've ever seen him cook something that wasn't burned or undercooked. He's cheap. He has cruisers but they are in various states of repair. He is also the first person that will come help you if you have an issue. He also is good at riding coolers down the river and he is known for always drinking PBR.
JP aka Clemsoncruiser. JP is another mafia member. Without JP this club wouldn't be where it is today. He got us on Ih8mud and was instrumental in helping the club put events together. He also is known for duct taping everything and having vehicles that just barely run. He is also known for just wearing sandals and wrenching with no shoes at all. He has no sense of safety so never ride with him.
Rick aka BMThiker. He posted below but ignore all of that. He is that FJC guy who bought it and wheeled it like he stole it right off the showroom floor. I'm pretty sure he has broken everything at least twice on it. He is also known to take pictures so watch out. He is our token tech geek and always comes prepared. Always. Also his wife Cat drives a jacked up Grand Wagoneer. Usually you don't see ying without yang and most likely they have been to more wheeling/camping events than all of us combined. The are from Atlanta but don't act like it.
Steve aka Eventhough. What can I say that hasn't already been said behind his back. Steve is a good guy. Always up for wrenching and is our new token overland sponsor guy. You will hear references to juicebox. It's got something to do with Doritos and beer cans from what I can tell. He likes wrestling people. He will be the guy who drives to the mall with a roof top tent onboard along with a back seat full of everything you need for an apocalypse. He cannot help it as this is his day job. He is not handy with drilling things but does a fair share of wrenching. He also is map boy for the club and has run the club. He also runs from things that scare him so stay out of his way. You can always count on Steve to take the safer lines. That being said he will be the first one asking you if you need a beer at camp.
So now that you understand all this here is what I know. I'm sure the others you don't know will fill in the rest and anything they say about me is a flat lie.
I'll start off with me. I'm the chatty one who hoards 40 parts, get's sick all the time and wears crazy hats. I'll also take a picture of anyone in their most embarrassing moment and post it on Mud. So don't do anything stupid and you have nothing to worry about. I was club leader for a while and now I just want to be a follower and let you do all the work.
Now that that is out of the way we need to talk about the Mafia. The beginning on the mafia started in a BI-LO parking lot. Chuck (cruisintiger) was stalking women and some how happened to spy this scrawny guy coming out of the store with a 4 pack of Gordons getting in a cruiser. He chased this guy John Paul (clemsoncruiser) down and after 10 min of running JP got tired and Chuck finally introduced himself. That was the beginning of the Clemson Mafia. From there they recruited many Clemson students. Non of them had any money so every thing they did to their vehicles involved duct tape and a who lot of luck. The mafia is known for doing stupid unsafe things and will usually break down on the trails a few times. But the club wouldn't be what it is today without them.
Chuck aka Cruisintiger. Heads up the Clemson Mafia. You will hear a lot of references to Chuck. He is known for really bad cooking. I mean really bad. Don't think I've ever seen him cook something that wasn't burned or undercooked. He's cheap. He has cruisers but they are in various states of repair. He is also the first person that will come help you if you have an issue. He also is good at riding coolers down the river and he is known for always drinking PBR.
JP aka Clemsoncruiser. JP is another mafia member. Without JP this club wouldn't be where it is today. He got us on Ih8mud and was instrumental in helping the club put events together. He also is known for duct taping everything and having vehicles that just barely run. He is also known for just wearing sandals and wrenching with no shoes at all. He has no sense of safety so never ride with him.
Rick aka BMThiker. He posted below but ignore all of that. He is that FJC guy who bought it and wheeled it like he stole it right off the showroom floor. I'm pretty sure he has broken everything at least twice on it. He is also known to take pictures so watch out. He is our token tech geek and always comes prepared. Always. Also his wife Cat drives a jacked up Grand Wagoneer. Usually you don't see ying without yang and most likely they have been to more wheeling/camping events than all of us combined. The are from Atlanta but don't act like it.
Steve aka Eventhough. What can I say that hasn't already been said behind his back. Steve is a good guy. Always up for wrenching and is our new token overland sponsor guy. You will hear references to juicebox. It's got something to do with Doritos and beer cans from what I can tell. He likes wrestling people. He will be the guy who drives to the mall with a roof top tent onboard along with a back seat full of everything you need for an apocalypse. He cannot help it as this is his day job. He is not handy with drilling things but does a fair share of wrenching. He also is map boy for the club and has run the club. He also runs from things that scare him so stay out of his way. You can always count on Steve to take the safer lines. That being said he will be the first one asking you if you need a beer at camp.
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Oh I am also the club grump comes with the age and mileage..
