I think you are on to something. All newbies shall be required to start out with a bone stock rig and only a hi-lift jack. We could could call it the starter kit and let it be a rite of passage to becoming a lazy trail slug with lockers and a winch.
Seriously though, the newbies that start off with all the good bits provide hours of entertainment.
Yes! But yeah hi-lifts are probably the most dangerous tool I own. I have used a hi-lift more times than a winch to get unstuck and I am familiar with the danger. I have only had one almost drop on me after slipping a pin that wasnt lubed. I do enjoy watching people who dont know what they are doing try to get un-stuck since I was once in that situation.
"newbies" and "Hi-lift jack" spells 1st aid kit required!
I've never used the hi-lift jack I bought as a newb because it was a "must have". it sits in the corner of the garage collecting dust, and gets used in the shed ocassionaly when I'm changing springs. ****ing dangerous things IMO, more so on rough uneven loose surfaces etc
You spelled "life flight" kind of funny there. I agree, a hi-lift is literally the most dangerous tool I own. It is however the most versatile and most used extraction tool I own. If you havent committed to actually mitigating hazards of using them and learning about them, they are seriously dangerous. They arent for everyone. I have had more trucks slide/tip on pavement than offroad though when lifted up. Coupled with a winch they are incredibly useful though. Right @SIZZLE ?!

