Get the 315s, and never look back.
Does lack of experience make one incapable of offering a useful opinion about 35s? it might...if it made things more difficult. I'd have no way to judge or compare to "more difficult." Since we all agree it would be easier, I don't think easy is going to stymie me at all. There's nothing mystical about easier.
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As I also observed earlier, my technique doesn't tolerate abusing the equipment or wheelspin. In fact, to be successful in running trails on smaller tires, you need to avoid that sort of careless driving entirely. Having the auto worries me on that score -- a lot more than tire size or lack of lockers. Which points out once again, this argument really isn't about a single number settling things. It also depends on many other factors, only a few of which involve equipment.
I'm thinking you might want to give it a rest here.
By your own admission, you haven't had a good notion of what it feels like to drive an obstacle with lockers - never mind bigger tires. Now it becomes clear you haven't had the experience of what it means to drive an automatic transmission in an obstacle - namely with the right foot on the gas to control available engine torque, and at the same time with the left foot on the brake to control forward progress. Newsflash - lockers and left-foot-brake will control wheelspin. Very effectively, I should add. Don't tell me that wastes brake pads - it'll only reinforce the notion that you have no direct experience. Some of us have that experience and expertise. You're free to discount that expertise in favor of your own experience. But I'm not sure doing that will support the notions you brought forward.
As for your beloved alpine meadows, I've seen first-hand a situation (photo-documented on this very message board, by the way...) where there was destruction of a pristine alpine meadow (in Utah, so it might not count for you...) by vehicles with inconsiderate or irresponsible drivers. They got stuck precisely because they didn't have traction aids (nevermind that one particular guy was too stupid to know in the first place... and his 7 kids didn't learn anything from daddy on that day...). I bet you $5 (or $12.. sorry, insider joke...

) that I could have driven my locked truck across the very same spot without ever spinning a single tire. Neither myself, nor the rest of my gang on that day, did drive the meadow; we (ahem, our resident Canadians in the gang...) got the offending tree out of the way on the road. All of us were locked front and rear; none of us did drive in to ruin the soft soil of the meadow in the middle of that high-altitude valley.
And I'd also like to abuse you of the notion that running 31s will make you superior in picking lines. If there's a line for 31s in a rock garden, by all means, take it. That'll work great - until there simply are no lines for your 31s. Those of us on 37s or 35s also pick lines very carefully, because we've got places to go, things to see (and photograph, in my case), and the best line through an obstacle is the one that wastes the least amount of time - i.e. the most efficient one. That line also happens to be the one that leaves the least amount of impact on the trail - and that's also why we're picking that line.
Tools was kind enough earlier to show you a situation where that GC on street tires got hung up in a creek bed/wash. The same hang-up on a rocky hillclimb can turn very quickly into a really bad situation - get hung up due to insufficient ground clearance, stop momentum of the vehicle, truck gets pitched a few degrees off the preferred line, and next thing you know the truck is half sideways on a hill. Good luck getting out of that with your 31s. Well, you say you're not going there. But someone else might, based on your input given on this board. You might want to think about that.
I encourage everyone to 'run what you brung'. Just be prepared to turn around when you didn't bring enough. Don't rely on the Landcruiser mystique to get you through safely, no matter what the flatlander says.