Done. Again. But really this time. (I hope.)
I had a new high pressure hose that hadn't been mounted yet since I buggered up the original one with my first failed install, so I ended up taking that to a local shop to have them cut off the metric fitting and replace it with one that exactly matches the fitting on the pump. It took them 10 minutes and cost me $5. Georg swears the hose's metric fitting works with the pump's standard fitting -- he says it's snug but it works and he does it all the time -- but I just couldn't make it work. The new fitting went on nice and snug with the only struggle being working in a cramped space. Now it's tight, I trust that it's tight, and it's not leaking. My advice to anyone who asks is to get a new fitting put on the line instead of trying to make the mismatched threads work.
The shop I went to was
Orme Brothers, Inc in Northridge. Good people. Worth it at 10x the price.
Edit: Another word of advice: watch the routing of your low pressure hose. Mine ended up touching the exhaust header when it was under pressure. Fortunately, I caught it before it burned a hole in it and zip-tied it out of harm's way.
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