calico kid... let me tell you a story about your pig.
It all started a long time ago in a land far far away....[ well... maybe not so far away... but it seemed like it when I was driving back.

] Just north of Concrete Washington lived a Pig. He wasnt a very happy Pig because his owner sucked some serious arse. He never adjusted the Pigs valves or did a tune up. And when his radiator was leaking he tried to patch it with some kinda back woods puddy. The owner was a logger. He work take the Pig to work everyday. All the other loggers were not about to beat up their trucks driving to a clearcut site. So they would all park and then load into the Pig. The Pig being the awesome beast he is would haul their sorry arses up the side of the mountain and thru creeks and other obstacles.
Then one day the Pig decided to just say phawk it and left the arse of an owner stranded. He had to be towed back to the owners home. Then sat for weeks. Until one day when the cruiser gods hear the loansome prayers of a young fellow on Whidbey Island Washington. They knew the Pig was not happy and with his owner and that night a storm cross over the owners home and blew off some branches blocking his driveway. The owner looked at the Pig and thought if he could get the Pig running maybe he could move the branches blocking him in. But alas, the Pig had a will of its own and was not about to budge. The Cruiser gods knew this of FJ55's, hence the tree limbs. The owner finally gave in and placed the Pig up for sale.
As the Cruiser gods say in the great, mystical , and universal TLC FSM, "There are those, that in their own blissful denseness, just happen to live with a Pig. Unknowing of its greatness. Subsiding down to the lowest depths of vanity. Their minds eyelessness clouded and allowing them to wander into error"
The owner of this Pig is such a man.
It is also said,"Blessed are those,who with abundant devotion, seek a peacefull and bountiful coexistence with a Pig. Pig and mankind ongoing throughout time."
With that said the owner placed an ad in the paper. The wife of the young man called on the Pig. They shortly came to a reasonable price and date to pick the Pig up. That week her and the family drove up to the owners home. Her husband was very pleased and the Pig started for him. The owner also said there were some boxes with items. The young man looking into the first box spotted a Fairey Overdrive with rebuild kit. Another box contained factory service manuals for the Pig. As well as other items. The young mans wife and kids gather around him and shout out, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY".
Well thats all for tonight. The meds that my doc gave me are causing me to fall tp sleep while attempting to focus on the screen. I read over it tomorrow and see if it sounds stupid. Then again maybe its ok.... Well nite all.

Chapter Two later tomorrow. ;p