Finally accomplished something that ive wanted to do for a long time!!!!
a few days ago i planned a (poorly thought out) trip to my grandmas house to complete my goal. (Foreshadowing)
I started by undoing all that brake line nonsense leading to the rear drums and moving it all out of the way so i could get the cute little toyota axle out of way and replace it with my front and rear porta
...bly bedlined toyota axles!!!! (did i trick anyone into thinking portals? probably not

)
I started by using a little wood chisel to scrape off the vile sludge concoction of oil/diff fluid/mud from my axle, a bit like you would grate cheese. It was strangely satisfying seeing all the years of gunk being peeled away and letting the clean metal show from underneath. BUT, my brother, Aidan, decided i was having too much fun, so he hid my chisel and made me switch to the drill/wire wheel.
It was much less fulfilling

, but i was finished much faster
Not very organized, but i think it works out ok some of the time.
*** LITTLE DID WE KNOW

, all the brake fluid was slowly seeping out of the horribly plugged up brake lines, drip by drip. Had i thought about it sooner, i probably would have bought some fluid before turning my 4x4 into a 2x2.
(claps for Patrick




)
So, seeing as how the parking brake is broken, my brother and i went for a little stroll.
You never know just how far away civilization is until you have to trek 3 miles in stupid work wellingtons to get to it. I texted Nick to complain and he, being the very wise elder that he is, told me to call ahead and ensure that the store actually had what i was seeking, I was busy and hadn't thought of that, but of course I lied and said i just got off the phone with a worker.

To pass the time while walking down the sidewalk and trying to conceal the extreme pain, my bro and I invented a game where we try to predict the color of the car coming up behind us.
It was a terrible game... you didnt even win anything.
When we finally made it to the chevron, we were appeased by this wonderful item for sale and the excursion almost seemed worth it...

Very dead roses "on sale" for only $2.99. Maybe they were "break up" roses or something i dont know..
after finally making it back home, we pushed through and finished rebuilding my land cruiser. In all the hubbub, i forgot to take any more pictures of stage one of my cleaning project, so to satisfy this LC community's hunger for pictures, heres a photo of one of the worst placed blisters ive ever grown.

Fxxx those boots man.
