Robbie's story didn't have enough drama, needs a higher McGuyver factor.

Something like...
"While traveling in Northern Mexico, flanking a band of drug runners, my '85 4runner developed a sputter and then died. Upon further investigation (to narrow down the problem I removed the engine using a old cow's leg bone I found and a young sapling, then took the entire engine apart cataloging my findings and layed all the parts out in alphabetical order on the beautiful sandstone). I discovered one compression ring was slightly out of tollerance (simple procedure of using scales of a rare Mexican lizard to measure all tollerances, which everyone knows are 0.004" per scale). While my findings troubled me, I heard a flury of activity nearby, as I was crouched burried in sand to my neck to hide, I started putting the engine back together. Approx 8.5 minutes later the engine was together and with the help of a wary coyote I trained, we installed the engine.
The flury I had heard was the drug runners starting a small fire to cover any trace of their mobile operation. The fire quickly spread and was heading towards some large trees. Me, along with my newly trained coyote immediately reconfigured the I-4 engine to use one cylinder to pump water and the other 3 to run. We dug down to water (coyote helped some here), and starting pumping water, got the fire out in no time. Reconfigured the engine again, and this time doing a full tuneup using bird feathers and natural items found in the high desert, simple stuff. I never did find out why the 4Runner sputtered and died. To make sure it wouldn't happen again I constructed a new battery using cactus juice and a ox skull, my new battery was not perfect, I could only get about 500 CCA, which I measured with a simple voltage through a stick setup, simple stuff. I then started my trek to my family again. I ran out of fuel a few times, which was to be expected, I merely used fermented cactus juice to create my own alcohal. Ofcourse I had to tune my engine for alcohal but that was no problem. "
Now THAT would be a story!!
