FLASH
(AP) July 19 Toyota stunned the automotive world this morning in Salt Lake City with a press conference reveal of its newest SUV, the FRId Pro, expected to join its already illustrious range of off road vehicles in 2024. Frankly speaking, analysts were surprised at the body’s new Tubular Stake ® design and the glitterati of the Toyota influencer world marveled that Toyota clearly could have done much wurst with this new flagship. Buyers, with cash in hand, lined up in and around the new SUV with hot, dogged determination to get on the wait list.
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(It’s hard to have a serious Speculation thread, when the overriding truth is that no matter what Toyota announces there will be a waiting list and all of them will be sold at huge margins. A tip of the hat to you Toyota! Well done!)
[Edit: Hold on. As an afterthought, if Toyota got rid of the Oscar Meyer logos, (bear with me now) gave the FRId Pro a coat of Solar Octane, (are you with me?) a big V6 TT, eKDSS (can you see it?); and then if they got their influencer team to praise the mix of “Heritage and Modernity”, “Suburban Style and Practicality”, “Ultimate People Mover, Camper, Fast Food Stand, Kid Playground!” while a video showing the FRId Pro vanquishing the Rubicon Trail spins in the background as a testament to its incredible “Offroad Capability!” (OMG!) The truth is Toyota would sell thousands of FRId Pros with wait lists and at big margins!]
I guess we always wind up at the same place with the same result.