So I spent some time scouring the plumbing and garden departments at my local Home Depot and came up with what I think is a very viable solution to controlled dispensing using the Scepter 5 gallon water cans.
Pictured below are the parts needed:
1. Unmolested water can top
2. Good Year hose shutoff (ball valve)
3. New razor blade
4. Brass Quick-disconnect hose adapter
5. Roll of quality electrical tape (3M Super 88)
6. Cool beverage of your choice
Pictured below are the parts needed:
1. Unmolested water can top
2. Good Year hose shutoff (ball valve)
3. New razor blade
4. Brass Quick-disconnect hose adapter
5. Roll of quality electrical tape (3M Super 88)
6. Cool beverage of your choice