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SILVER Star
Well, not including the initial shock and awe time, and the "Hey John, what the hell are you doing down there? Ya know it not a legal route!!" bullsh1t, it took over 2 hours. First it was make a plan, and I was too far down the hill to be in the conversations, so I had to chat on the CB for my share of the input. Then we had to stack the winch rigs on either side of me and then place an anchor rig behind them. Then Travis had to jump off the cliff with a cable in each hand. He did a survey around my rig and found no damage and no flats, and me sitting there with the AC blasting. Then they had to perform parallel pulling at nearly right angles since the trail is so narrow. After the first 40 feet or so, they had to reset the rigging, including a snatch-block in a tree way up the high side. There was only ONE real stout tree around. This meant that I had to sit there for 20 minutes held in place by only my brakes. That is what you can call a giant leap of faith! It all went well, until my back bumper was about 6 feet below the road surface. The step off grade was nearly vertical, and we had to figure out how to lift my fat ass up that without having an overhead advantage. Plan B was to re-rig the cables onto my front bumper and try to push my butt up over the lip onto the trail. Plan A was for me to triple lock my rig, slap it into reverse, and on the count of 3, nail it long enough to get up over the edge of the roadbed and slam on the brakes before I rammed into the high wall on the other side. Plan A worked. Better than any carnival ride I could ever go on. My rear bumper was into the high wall, and my front tires were just barely onto the shoulder of the roadway. I declined a 99 point turn to get turned 90 degrees. We hooked one cable to my front bumper and left the other one on my back bumper. Hit the buttons, and I am slowly turn 90 degrees so I can drive down the trail. It was at this point that my a****** released its strangle hold on my upholstery! Kudos to the whole group for making a coordinated, controlled recovery. Double kudos for Richard for taking charge of a really nasty situation and managing a really complicated recovery. Besides being embarrassed about driving off a cliff in the middle of nowhere, I was pretty pissed at myself for wasting several hours on a recovery, which used up the hours I wanted to use to explore one of the few places that you can access Cherry Creek by vehicle. It would be a great place to camp.Oh my GAWD!
Glad you’re OK man! I know where you’re talking - there’s some steep descents down into Cherry Creek from that road.
How long did the extraction take?