Jeff,
No offense to your comments,

however.....if it were that easy......
I leave my house at 0500 and I drive 135 miles to work, my commute is about 2 and half hours if I am lucky, I work 8-9 hours and then I drive another 135 miles back home. My commute takes me to some of the most congested roads in the nation, (Phila-DC).

And don't forget about the short notice " I need you to fly a plane over to the Middle East" tasking that lands in my lap every-so-often.
I do have a kegerator!
Back in the day, when I had time and no money I would do this stuff on my own, now I have money (some) and no time. What I will not do is spend whatever free time I have doing incomplete/half ass maintenance on the truck, in the driveway, with no lift, or the proper tools. I could only imagine the pleasure I would have had pulling the motor and swapping 2 axles on a truck that has 220k on the clock, and did I mention it spent the last 12 years in CT? To say ol' girl has some corrosion issues would be an understatement.
The stuff that I will do involves replacing the entire interior of the truck, swapping out doors and tailgates and basic tune up work. I can bolt on stuff with the best of them, my biggest fear is doing an unsupervised Knuckle job and leaving some key components out or using the wrong grease, putting something in backwards or something else that no one has ever done before. I know my limits. I have every manual for this truck, to include the FSM, transmission, and electrical. I carry them with me so that if I do break down somewhere I can fix it, rig it or call someone for some help.