What I would recommend for a black vehicle, especially a new one or one that still has somewhat decent paint without too many chips/ scratches through the clear is a full vehicle PPF wrap.
I've been in detailing full time for not too long, just under five years for one of the most highly regarded shops in the Chicago-Schaumburg area, but the industry has changed completely in that time. Now you have thousands of DIY Youtube videos about everything from washing wheels to paint correction to installing a paint protection coating. Detailing in general seems to be more popular now with easier to use tools that take some of the risk or TLC out of an otherwise boring/manual labor intensive process. Products like Rupes polishers that operate on a free floating spindle assembly that give a much faster correction than an old school PC and 100X safer than a rotary. Products like Iron-X that reduce claying time by a huge margin, so on and so forth. These products and available knowledge/information have now made it possible for pretty much anyone with an interest in detailing to do a great/excellent job.
The other MAJOR shift I have seen over the years is with paint protection film (PPF) which is the other half of our business as with many upscale detail shops. Several years back, PPF was not common at all and was mainly installed on very expensive cars. 10 years ago when the only products available were Avery, old-school 3M, and old-school XPEL, you were basically covering the front end with a material that, for a lack of a better word, looked like crap. It was too thick, too dull and textured looking and was an eye sore even on a fresh install. The pre-cut kits had horrific coverage sometimes inches away from the edge or more. It was a very difficult film to install and was a one shot deal. Now, with self-healing film like XPEL Ultimate, Suntek, and Suntek Ultra it's a completely different story. Most people would never even know there is something installed unless you told them, especially true with the standard Suntek film that's often regarded as the most clear of all PPF brands.
The trend has steadily shifted from the partial front and full front installs, to full vehicle wraps especially on more expensive exotic cars. The local Porsche dealerships all offer it as well as the most expensive dealers. Not uncommon to see fully wrapped Ferrari/Lambo at any local cars and coffee. Our main PPF installer has wrapped both of his personal vehicles completely and they look amazing (Fully built JK and his daily driver Nissan Armada). Literally cannot tell anything is on there because he took the trucks apart and wrapped every edge.
We have dozens of customers that do this on their cars as soon as they take delivery from the dealership. Just wrap the entire thing and forget it. Cheaper ($4,000-$5,000) in the long run than to pay for a paint correction and coating every 2 years ($1,500-$2,000) and has the obvious benefits like complete protection from scratches, swirls, acid etching, most paint chips, etc. It really is the best thing you can do to your vehicle.
That's about the only way I'd "enjoy" owning a black vehicle. If it's fully wrapped, I don't have to walk on eggshells when I wash it. If you need to scrub a spot, go ahead, no harm done. Film is self healing and looks amazing no matter how you wash your car. Maintain the PPF (wash often to avoid bird dropping/bug gut splatter from etching, water spots, etc.), and you will get many many years of satisfaction out of the product all while completely preserving the original paint underneath.