Flank steak sliced thin (across the grain), small tortillas, sautéed onions, boil in bag rice, hot sauce. Salt and pepper then cook the steak over a fire or in a large cast iron skillet, turning often - it'll cook quickly. Cook some bacon until crispy in the skillet after steak is done. Slice onions and cook in the leftover bacon grease. Boil the rice while the steak cooks. Break up the bacon and combine all into a damn fine taco. There's my suggestion for the culinarily challenged among your ranks. You're welcome.
Just so you know, I ran into
@OTRAMM today and he said that Bob's contribution was gonna be MRE's. Well...one of those two things is true.