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Nice.
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Good one!
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I couldn't agree more!
crushers
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i don't get it ...
Type into google "despite all my rage". Smashing Pumpkins lyric.
Theme from the tv show Whale Wars right?
Texican
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Bodean
Hot Damn
lenross1 said:
My favorite band! Nice Lenny!
I'm in the minority, I'm sure, but I really liked that show - not for the peace, love, hippie aspect, but it's cool to see what they do for their beliefs.
Unfortunately, we don't get Animal Planet anymore.
fo Spivey
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Mississippi Farmer
An 80-year-old Mississippi Farmer goes to the Mayo clinic in
Rochesterfor a check- up.
The doctor is amazed at
what good shape the guy is
in and asks,'How do you stay in such great physical
condition?'
'I'm from Mississippi and in my spare time I
like to hunt and fish says the old guy, 'and that's why I'm
in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight Feeding
Cattle mending fences, Planting, Baling Hay, and when
I'm not doing that, I'm out hunting or fishing.
In the evening, I have a beer and all is
well.'
'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be
more to it. How old was your father when he
died?'
'Who said my Father's dead?'
The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your father's
still alive? How old is he?'
'He's 100 years old,' says the old Iowan. 'In fact he
worked with and hunted with me this morning, and then we
went to the topless bar for a while and had a little beer
and that's why he's still alive. He's a Iowa Farmer and
he'sa hunter and fisherman too.'
'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it
than that. How about your father's father? How old was
he when he died?'
'Who said my Grandpa's dead?'
Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80
years old and your grandfather's still alive?'
'He's 118 years old,' says the man.
The doctor is getting frustrated at this
point, 'So, I guess he went hunting with you this morning
too?'
'No, Grandpa couldn't go this morning because
he's getting married today.'
At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting
married!!...????
Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?'
'Who said he wanted to?'
An 80-year-old Mississippi Farmer goes to the Mayo clinic in
Rochesterfor a check- up.
The doctor is amazed at
what good shape the guy is
in and asks,'How do you stay in such great physical
condition?'
'I'm from Mississippi and in my spare time I
like to hunt and fish says the old guy, 'and that's why I'm
in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight Feeding
Cattle mending fences, Planting, Baling Hay, and when
I'm not doing that, I'm out hunting or fishing.
In the evening, I have a beer and all is
well.'
'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be
more to it. How old was your father when he
died?'
'Who said my Father's dead?'
The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your father's
still alive? How old is he?'
'He's 100 years old,' says the old Iowan. 'In fact he
worked with and hunted with me this morning, and then we
went to the topless bar for a while and had a little beer
and that's why he's still alive. He's a Iowa Farmer and
he'sa hunter and fisherman too.'
'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it
than that. How about your father's father? How old was
he when he died?'
'Who said my Grandpa's dead?'
Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80
years old and your grandfather's still alive?'
'He's 118 years old,' says the man.
The doctor is getting frustrated at this
point, 'So, I guess he went hunting with you this morning
too?'
'No, Grandpa couldn't go this morning because
he's getting married today.'
At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting
married!!...????
Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?'
'Who said he wanted to?'
crushers
post ho
that is the best i have read to date ...
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So true...
Nailed it!
Stolen!
vroom
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A puppet, a black guy, a non-naturalized citizen, a Muslim, and a Socialist walk into a bar.
Bartender asks ....
"What'll it be, Mr. President?"
Bartender asks ....
"What'll it be, Mr. President?"
SSCCHHWWWIINGGG!!! that's good David.