Jokes thread

[Texican]

 

[Texican]

This guy visits the doctors and says, "Doc, I think I've got a sex problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore." The doctor says, "Come back tomorrow and bring her with you." The next day, the guy shows up with his wife. The doctor says to the wife, "Take off your clothes and lie on the table." She does it, and the doctor walks around the table a few times looking her up and down. He pulls the guy to the side and says, "You're fine. She doesn't give me a hard-on, either."

 

[lenross1]

Missing New Orleans .

I was on vacation in Dallas Texas and saw a car in a parking lot with a bumper sticker on it that read, I really miss New Orleans

Reading the message gave me a warm feeling so I broke out the side window, stole the radio, and left a note on the seat that said, I hope this helps.

 

[lenross1]

This gave me a chuckle

 

[lenross1]

Heh heh

 

[lenross1]

Look closely at the 2nd one

 

[FJ60Cam]

Look closely at the 2nd one

Stolen...

 

[lenross1]

Yup but what isnt? I prefer the word " shared"

 

[crushers]

borrowed, liberated, confiscated ...

 

[77TLCFJ40]

Pilfered, pinched...

 

[lenross1]

Heh heh

 

[77TLCFJ40]

Good News...

 

[SHUSH]

we'd all be better off if we would stop more often to dunk our oreos in milk...Nice one Lash.

 

[wct49]

saw on the interwebs...

 

[dnp]

Good News...

Now that we're on the other side, this is proof of just how important the Oreo is to our every day life......

 

[lenross1]

Had to share this

 

[Jordan7118]

..................................

 

[wct49]

WTF is wrong with people.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/04/rouslan-toumaniantz-girlfriend-face-tattoo_n_2617994.html

 

[dnp]

WTF is wrong with people.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/04/rouslan-toumaniantz-girlfriend-face-tattoo_n_2617994.html

No big deal....you can barely see it.

 

[Jordan7118]

That looks soooooooooooooooooooooooo painful...