Mark W
Yep, I really don't really care that much I guess.
Yep, I read all of your post. It was... entertaining.Funny, but I never did think about strapping it to the van instead of a tree! That is excellent advice and exactly what I was looking for here, ya know, at the wrong place for me lol. The rest of your comments didn't make any sense but I'm too tired to explain why! But in short, unless I plan on backing down trails in reverse having it on the receiver is not going to do me much good. But I definitely don't think you fully read my opening post as it addressed most of your sarcasm! LOL. But I don't think it's too hard of a concept to understand why I don't want to dump $3,000 to do something custom to mount a winch that will probably get used once every couple years if ever at that! And as I already stated, I've been at this trying to figure out a way for quite a long time so don't you think that perhaps, nice word for obviously, I checked into welding shops??? Personally I always get a kick out of people who recommend extreme things like HEY, what's the issue here, just stroll out to your backyard where you have that $50,000 machine shop and fabricate your own mount! There's a lot of things that can be assumed about a guy that has a winch, the LAST thing on the list is he has his own shop in the back and he can fabricate and install his own winch mount!!! This is a cargo van, it's not easy at all to fabricate something for a vehicle that was never designed to have one on it!
"Perhaps" you are out of your depth if you could not understand anything I said beyond suggesting to strap your winch to your truck instead of a tree. The fact that you went to attaching your winch to a tree as your starting idea is actually pretty hilarious.
Not sure that pointing out that you have been puzzling over this for a long time really helps your case that you know what you are doing when the best idea you have come up with so far is to tie your winch to a tree and tote a battery over to it.
And the "concept" that it would take $3000 to make a mount for your winch is absurd. Crazy silly absurd. As is thinking that it would take a machine shop to do it.
As I said, you have gotten good suggestions. You didn't want to hear them it seems. Cool. Drive on.