If we're being honest, this probably describes a lot of us to some extent. I enjoy outdoor sports but I won't buy camo or tan accessories, so that usually leaves me with black/grey as the only alternative. When I gear up for a hike, I look like a SWAT member ready to execute a no-knock warrant on some poor unsuspecting gamer.Key differences between your local species of CCW-bro and our speciesᵗ that is endemic to Southeast Missouri include:
Merrell Moabs = Steel-toe cowboy boots*
5.11 Polo = Nine-Line Apparel T-shirt -OR- Under Armor polo
Viktos Gunfighter Jeans = Ariat Jeans*
Tacoma = Emissions-deleted diesel 2500 truck -OR- Wrangler with angry-eyes grille
ᵗFull disclosure - I'm friends with several guys who fall squarely within this camp
*Denotes something that I personally own
Outdoor gear used to have style & panache. Those were the days.

