Ben and Jerrys Ice cream for free

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WHERE?

-Spike
 
OMG!!! THERE'S A B&J A MILE FROM MY HOUSE!!! I'M THERE!!!

-Spike (Loves his ice cream!)
 
The place wasn't nearly the circus I expected. I get up to the counter and the young guy starts out with "We're only giving away single scoops". I must have looked eager. Or fat. Anyway, I tell him what I finally decided on while waiting in line- something new for me, a 'Dublin Mudslide' which is advertised as Irish Cream ice cream with chocolate swirl and chocolate cookies. He looks at me like I'm crazy, as if he's never heard of it. I have to point it out for him. He dips in and hands me a cone with some ice cream almost to the rim. I'm thinking, 'OK, it's a giveaway, whatever'. I take another look and the glob of ice cream is hollow. As in, an empty shell with a hole at either end. Like when you blow the egg out of the shell for 3rd grade arts and crafts (Why did we do that again?). I give it back to him and tell him "It's hollow". Again, he looks at me like I can't speak English or something. I give up on my horrible language skills and pantomime empty space (try doing that sometime), and I finally get my point across when I look at him through the scoop of ice cream he just handed me and poke at it. I might have looked threatening, 'cause he quickly took the cone back and starts doing his dip thing again. Now I'm thinking 'Gee I'm lucky, now I get two scoops!' but then I remember just how much air there was in the first scoop. He struggles with the ice cream scoop, and it's becoming quite obvious he's a n00b ice-cream-scooper, probably a temp for the day. He finally hands me my cone, which is now clearly over the top of the cone by at least 1/2 inch. I figure I got about 3 tablespoons of ice cream. I'm glad I found out their portion size on 'Free ice cream day' because I'd have been one angry ice-cream-wantin' guy if I'd have actually paid for it. Guess I'll stick to Cold Stone and Haagen-Daz.

-Spike (The Dublin Mudslide was very... chocolately. Good if you like that sort of thing.)
 
Ben :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: I guess you recognize....












































worthless without pics :flipoff2:
 
thats good ice cream, but i really like cold stone. i made chunky monkey at cold stone once, it was good. i ate it but it got on my face, people pointed at me and smiled alot, i had a good day.
 
RHINO said:
i ate it but it got on my face, people pointed at me and smiled alot, i had a good day.

or you could use spray-on mud for the same effect :flipoff2:
 
RHINO said:
thats good ice cream, but i really like cold stone. i made chunky monkey at cold stone once, it was good. i ate it but it got on my face, people pointed at me and smiled alot, i had a good day.


Were you wearing your underwear on the outside again?
 

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