I don't want to be that guy. That fella that posts up a question, takes a lot of suggestions, then does a drive-by and disappears. So lucky you, I have an update.
After lots of analysis paralysis, thinking the worst, hating the idea of working on *yuck* something electrical, posting up someplace else for help (I feel dirty), over studying the wiring diagram, and waiting for the weather to warm up … I think I have an answer.
Suggestions, in addition to the above included:
Make sure the window wiper is all the way up
Unplug the wiper harness and see if it stops
Ya, my wiper doesn't park correctly, and I need to bump it to park. Tried this. Didn't solve the problem.
I started checking the assorted switches. Dash switch. Cover top switch. Limit switch. Door lock detection switch … oh, wait.
I have to push below the middle of the window and it goes up
Gosh, I've had to do this a time or two. So, unplug the switch, insert a paper clip to ground the harness, bypassing the switch.
SCHAZAM!