I have loved my 2011 LC for 14 years but now it's time for one "tiny" change. Does anyone know of a shop in San Jose that can set me up on 40s by Friday without sacrificing safety, comfort, fuel mileage or reliability for under $10k? What equipment do I need to order?
Anyone? No … okay I'll make some concessions.
Possibly relevant facts: mileage is 70% highway, 15% desert trails, 10% forest trails and 5% trips to the veterinarian. If you calculate travel in terms of hours rather than miles then the ratios are reversed. Cargo usually includes: a couple of people, a small fleet of large greyhounds (breed not bus) and an astonishing number of tire-related gizmos. The car has sliders and drawers but otherwise it is currently stock. I never get it wet. If there are five options for a part and one of them is anodized blue, I will buy the blue one no matter which you say is best.
FAQ: Why did you make the one millionth tire-size post? I guess because in 14 years I have tried every wheel and tire combination on the spreadsheet that doesn't require cutting metal bits and I'm sick of the skid plate cartel conspiring to keep us down. I feel like there has been enough experimentation that someone must have a straightforward guide to preventing the parts that hang down from contacting the things that stick up.
If through personal experience you are certain that this dream is any combination of impossible, ridiculous and/or stupid then I’m sure you’re sick of explaining the details but maybe you could just post like a winky-emoticon as a sign that I should wait another 14 years before asking this question again.
Anyone? No … okay I'll make some concessions.
- Budget can be up to $60k (maybe $100k if Mark Levinson personally adds ventilated seats)
- Speaking of which, I’d be happy to trade the LC for a newer LX if it makes things easier. I don't know what Gene Simmons has to do with tire sizing, but y'all sure do have strong opinions on the matter
- It doesn't have to ride as well as stock but I wouldn't be starting with a 200 if I wanted to end up in a Wrangler
- The shop can be anywhere in North America but it really does have to be a high quality, trustworthy one-stop shop as I'm the guy who has to say ‘lefty-loosey’ out loud whenever I open the … door … of the car
- If there's a good reason not to go over 37s I will listen. However, if anyone suggests installing a lift in order to run 35s I’ll die inside a little
- I'll even consider alternate vehicle suggestions but let me warn you: I've already owned jeeps and G-wagens and they’re too small for my current needs. I used to drive a range rover into town nearly every week for repairs. I've lemon-lawed two Hummer EVs and returned a Rivian after four days because the lockers don’t lock. I even attended the local bronco recovery group after rolling a raptor. So far the 200 is just better for my needs.
- The gas mileage thing up there was a joke. I mean, technically the gas mileage still IS a joke. You know what I mean.
- It doesn't have to be done by this Friday.
Possibly relevant facts: mileage is 70% highway, 15% desert trails, 10% forest trails and 5% trips to the veterinarian. If you calculate travel in terms of hours rather than miles then the ratios are reversed. Cargo usually includes: a couple of people, a small fleet of large greyhounds (breed not bus) and an astonishing number of tire-related gizmos. The car has sliders and drawers but otherwise it is currently stock. I never get it wet. If there are five options for a part and one of them is anodized blue, I will buy the blue one no matter which you say is best.
FAQ: Why did you make the one millionth tire-size post? I guess because in 14 years I have tried every wheel and tire combination on the spreadsheet that doesn't require cutting metal bits and I'm sick of the skid plate cartel conspiring to keep us down. I feel like there has been enough experimentation that someone must have a straightforward guide to preventing the parts that hang down from contacting the things that stick up.
If through personal experience you are certain that this dream is any combination of impossible, ridiculous and/or stupid then I’m sure you’re sick of explaining the details but maybe you could just post like a winky-emoticon as a sign that I should wait another 14 years before asking this question again.