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Has anyone here installed this on their cruiser? It sounds too good to be true, just want to verify the legitimacy.
 
With out aftermarket headers and exhaust- installing a chip would yield minimal results. You might get better drivability with pedal commander.

 
From the website with my commentary included:

What should I expect after installation?
- Up to +35 Horsepower increase
(Shetland ponies maaaaybe)
- Up to +40 ft/Lbs Torque increase (they obviously don't disclose the shot of NoS to achieve this)
- Up to +9 MPG Increase (engine braking down a 10% decline angle perhaps?)
- Increased Horsepower & Torque thru the entire rpm range (FEEL that 0.5% increase!)
- Improved Towing Ability (become a car hauler now!)
- Improved Passing and Climbing Ability (watch out Mclaren 720S)
- Sharper Throttle Response (I think calf raises may give you the same result)
- Increased Fuel Economy (see #3)
- Faster Off-The-Line Acceleration (brace your head against the headrest to avoid whiplash!)
- Street Legal Worldwide (damnit, I guess I gotta unplug it when going offroad)
- Saves MONEY Every Time You Fill Up Your Tank (only after 100 tanks to recoup the initial cost)
- Lifetime Replacement Warranty (this must not be a Chinese company)
- 100% Money-Back Guarantee! (this FOR SURE must not be a Chinese company)
 
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Those corvette owners don't stand a chance anymore, thank you vertex!

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Those corvette owners don't stand a chance anymore, thank you vertex!

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Man that movie had race wars. Like the good kind, not the bad controversial kind.
 

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