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When trying to decide if you’re off-roading or overlanding, I thought the primary differentiating factor was beard oil.
 
When trying to decide if you’re off-roading or overlanding, I thought the primary differentiating factor was beard oil.
I thought the difference was brand new gear that the overlander has no idea what to do with and doesn't want to get the gear or themselves dirty. ;<)
 
When trying to decide if you’re off-roading or overlanding, I thought the primary differentiating factor was beard oil.

Beard wax now buddy. Keep up with the times.
 
I thought the difference was brand new gear that the overlander has no idea what to do with and doesn't want to get the gear or themselves dirty. ;<)

Lately I've just been using engine grease
 
I have been to two Overpaid Expo's as a passenger. I had a great time with the few people I know and the even fewer people I met. The event itself is a pass from now on (I'd rather overland with you brah's-HaHaHa) because anything there can be had cheaper shortly after the show on this forum used. The camping and rig watching was great. I got inspiration to build more things out of scrap wood from a family that built up their M101 trailer from visions the husband would have at night in his dreams. They were so proud of their trailer and it was infectious. One Land Rover dude was spit polished to the point that he poured his brandy from the airline bottle into the sniffer and NEVER took a sip of it. He looked great but I would rather sleep on the ground than present myself like that. I learned that less is more. I learned that old and proven is good enough for me. I figured out that joy did not come from the acquisition of stuff but rather in the experiences shared with the people I came into contact with. Really, that was what I was hoping for.

Cheesy rant over.
 
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People who decide they have to make a turn but are in the wrong lane, then they end up stopped, blocking 2 lanes trying to get over instead of just doing what a normal functioning human would do - keep moving in the direction of travel and make a U-turn at the next legal opportunity.

Also, the ashshat in front of me today leaving Cotswold. Ah, screw it, too much to bother writing to explain it.

BTW, the stock 470 horn is way better than the 80/450.
 
People who decide they have to make a turn but are in the wrong lane, then they end up stopped, blocking 2 lanes trying to get over instead of just doing what a normal functioning human would do - keep moving in the direction of travel and make a U-turn at the next legal opportunity.

I thought you were gonna say "...instead of just doing what a normal functioning human would do - take a quick glance in the general direction and then whip that bitch through 3 lanes of traffic just in time to curb it as you go through your turn as the light turns red."
 
People who decide they have to make a turn but are in the wrong lane, then they end up stopped, blocking 2 lanes trying to get over instead of just doing what a normal functioning human would do - keep moving in the direction of travel and make a U-turn at the next legal opportunity.

Also, the ashshat in front of me today leaving Cotswold. Ah, screw it, too much to bother writing to explain it.

BTW, the stock 470 horn is way better than the 80/450.
These people kill me. I lay on the horn until they understand they are causing a major issue and get people hurt. Unbelievable.
 
...and then whip that bitch through 3 lanes of traffic...
I'm gonna see how many times I can use this in various threads until I get the perma-ban! Because I'm an :asshat:.
 
I'm gonna see how many times I can use this in various threads until I get the perma-ban! Because I'm an :asshat:.
Will never happen. I have tested a theory that the cool kids don't get banned or get their posts deleted. Its the rebels like me that give the "vapors" and get targeted for stuff that the cool kids, posting the same or "worse", are ignored. And you sir, are a cool kid. Then again, this is a private venue, so the rules could vary and don't have to be adhered to.
Uncool kids can only vent at the Disgruntled Veterans site.
 
Will never happen. I have tested a theory that the cool kids don't get banned or get their posts deleted. Its the rebels like me that give the "vapors" and get targeted for stuff that the cool kids, posting the same or "worse", are ignored. And you sir, are a cool kid. Then again, this is a private venue, so the rules could vary and don't have to be adhered to.
Uncool kids can only vent at the Disgruntled Veterans site.

I don't know, @JohnVee doesn't seem so cool anymore now that he cut his hair and conformed.......
 
I don't know, @JohnVee doesn't seem so cool anymore now that he cut his hair and conformed.......
Yeah, I went all "Metallica post-Black album" and now I'm terrible. My hair gave me my power. I've been Samson'd.
 
I guess I'll get back to quietly growing the hair back out so I can wash it, style it, run my fingers through it...
...and then whip that bitch through 3 lanes of traffic...
 
Okay I stopped in here for overlanding rants please continue
 
Back to our normal broadcasting. I will re-start, "Overland Expo East 2019, the year of the yoga pants".
 
Back to our normal broadcasting. I will re-start, "Overland Expo East 2019, the year of the yoga pants".
Men in yoga pants - yikes - ;<)
 

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