Stories of stupidity, or how I almost got my vehicle wrecked and myself killed.

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No s***, there I was. (All good stories should start this way.)


OK. So I am relatively new to all of this.
Me and my family were taking a blue rated trail in the Tillamook forest in our mostly stock LX470. The only real mod I have done to the vehicle is give it some 275/70/r18 KO2s. I had some recover straps and shackles and a shovel in the back, but no winch or MaxTrax or anything.

It was a fairly easy trail on the west side of the forest. It really started out as a nice drive. We kept climbing and climbing and the views just kept getting better. The problem is that the farther we went up, the more narrow the trail became. And pretty quickly the trail turned into a narrow shelf road with a steep wall to my left and a very steep drop to my right.

But no biggie, right? This isn't a technical trail and it is all dirt and gravel.

So we get to a point where the shelf to our right is a steep drop off of about 400 feet. All of a sudden, the vehicle starts to slip back from the loose dirt. OK. Clam down. ATRAC will engage. Keep it in 4-Lo and put it in 2nd gear and it will climb out. Worse, it starts to slide to the right and both right wheels drop off the the trail and are just on the loose scree. The passenger side is bottomed out. The vehicle is leaning like it wants to fall off the ledge.

At this point, my wife and kids freak out. I have them crawl over each other and exit the vehicle to the left. I'm now thinking, "what have I gotten myself into here?" There are no other vehicles around. We did this trail because we were told it was a relatively easy one. Surely, my vehicle will climb out of this.

So I get out and lower the tire pressure some more to around 18 psi. It was very hard to get the two passenger side tires because of how steep and loose the dirt was. Get back in the car and try to slowly move forward. Nope. It slid a couple more inches off the trail.

So now I am freaking out. I have to get out of this, but there is nobody to help. Sure wish I had a winch. If I screw up here, me and the LX are going for a tumble.

I have the wife and kids walk ahead some and tell them I'll catch up.

I decide to put it in reverse and let gravity help pull me back on the trail. And amazingly, it worked. All 4 wheels are back on the trail.

Now what? Trail is way too narrow to turn around. Probably too dangerous to do the whole thing in reverse. Gotta go forward.

Check and recheck to male sure the CDL is on. Hug the wall to the left as close as I can with the mirrors tucked. Give it a go. I had to keep the wheel turned pretty hard to the left to keep it going straight. But I made it past this one part. Some minor scraping, but made it.

Should be smooth sailing from here on out. Nope. Just ahead is a part of the trail with a bunch of dead trees that take up half the left side and an opposte area of loose dirt that has washed out on the right. I get out. Scope it out. Only about 4' wide clearance on the trail. I'll either have to drive up on the logs that are close to vertical or try driving with the passenger wheels over the ledge in the scree. I'd rather a scratch or dent than a tumble.

I choose the logs. Slowly drive up to them and the weight of the vehicle drags them down some and lessens the angle. The logs dig in the dirt and become a stable platform. The LX easily crawls over the logs and I clear the last obstacle. Totally thought there was at least a 20% chance of tumbling off the shelf.

I catch up with the wife and kids. Wife tells me she walked ahead because she did want her or the kids to see me wreck and die.

She tells me she doesn't want to go off-road again.

So... what did I learn?

1) Don't do unfamiliar trails by yourself as their recommendations may not take into account recent changes to the trail, fallen trees, and wash outs.

2) Go with a buddy vehicle for mutual support. Recovery straps do nothing if you are by yourself. A winch sure would have been nice for piece of mind. And if my vehicle did tumble there would have been no way to get EMS out there or tell anybody.

3) Set your tire pressures low way early. I had lowered them some, but might not have been in my initial jam if I had aired down to 18psi at the beginning.

4) In hindsight, it was the most exciting thing I have done at the slowest speed ever. Gonna get some more toys and do it again.

Still lots to learn.

Any of you have any stupid stories?
 
Sounds exciting and scary at the same time. I am guessing your wife will not approve of this going forward, especially now, and will likely not ride with you, nor allow the kids on board. Glad everyone is okay.
 
It sounds like "they" who told you it was a easy trail didn't know what they were talking about. There are many stories of
inexperienced off roaders killing themselves blindly following their GPS into impossible situations. You were lucky this time.
 
We all have done ( I guess .. I did at least ) stupid stuff learning this .. but I never did those with family in .. if looks slippery or tricky I'm the only one who should pay ... and yes always with someone else .. ideally better prepared vehicle more or at least equally experienced driver ..
 
Yikes!!!!!! Makes me remember taking my parents Grand Marque up a very sketchy road as a teenager. Not a 400 ft drop but it was high enough to count myself lucky to be alive!

Steep loose gravel in a RWD boat!
 
I guess we've all had some hairy moments at one time or another - learn from it and move forward.

I'll say this much - I've literally never gone on a new trail alone, ever. That's one cardinal rule I won't break. The second vehicle is not only a safety net, but the added perspective / experience / spotter is incredibly valuable...
 
Back in the day I learned that just because my truck (Tacoma) had 4x4 on the mud flaps, TRD decals on the sides of the bed, and it had an extra shift nob getting me into 4lo didn't mean diddly squat. I was clueless and got myself into some pretty hairy $%#+.
 
I've done some thangs...
 
Maybe the guy said easy cuz he drives a 4x4 Suzuki Samari! Our 100's are a different beast when mingling on roads made for jeeps and smaller vehicles. Not to mention the weight of our vehicles especially when fully geared...
 
Back in the day I learned that just because my truck (Tacoma) had 4x4 on the mud flaps, TRD decals on the sides of the bed, and it had an extra shift nob getting me into 4lo didn't mean diddly squat. I was clueless and got myself into some pretty hairy $%#+.

Ah - memories - my first truck was a brand new '97 Taco 4x4.

After bending the skid plate & tweaking the frame 'jumping' the truck across bulldozed homesites my father pointed out "just because they do that sh** in commercials doesn't mean you're supposed to".

20 years later driving my 100 feels like a dressed up taco.

:steer:
 
Maybe the guy said easy cuz he drives a 4x4 Suzuki Samari! Our 100's are a different beast when mingling on roads made for jeeps and smaller vehicles. Not to mention the weight of our vehicles especially when fully geared...


Or he was just an a$$ and knew it was hard, thought he was being funny.
 
@68W65D What "trail" was this on in the Tillamook?
 
Sounds like you're ready for a family vacation driving Black Bear pass in Colorado or Cliffhanger at Moab. Assure the wife and kids that they're a "piece of cake" in a 100 series.

My motto is: If possible, I'd rather bike, run or hike it.:D
 
@68W65D What "trail" was this on in the Tillamook?

It was Jones Creek Rd, ID # 83 on the Tillamook Forest OHV map. The funny thing is that it even has "road" in its name. We thought it would be a nice easy scenic drive. It was rated as a blue, but we have done quite a few blue trails here and at other parks without problem.

Honestly, except for the two little narrow areas where there was some loose dirt with erosion/wash-out, it was a nice drive. Not difficult at all.
 
I had almost the EXACT thing happen - in a 2-week-old Land Rover (first and last) Discovery. Trail narrowed and narrowed... had to have my wife drive so I could hold branches up... downhill side (driver) slipped down... my wife freaked - put it in park and started crying. If ever I could've used the "CTL Z" function for life, it would've been then. Oh, we had two dogs in the back, one puked... just to add the only missing sense.
 
This thread makes me sweaty.... I've done some dumb stuff, but I've been fortunate enough to alway have felt safe, especially in the 100. Honestly the scariest moments I've had in my 100 have been on hwy80 driving to Lake Tahoe in the winter. I'm safe, but I've had to dodge a lot of Bay Area folk spinning across the highway. Pulled a few back on the road too...
 
I drive in Austin, TX (land of the 33% uninsured motorists and 6% unlicensed)......frankly, I'm more afraid of that :)
 
I drive in Austin, TX (land of the 33% uninsured motorists and 6% unlicensed)......frankly, I'm more afraid of that :)

I concur, people don't know how to drive in Austin (lived there for 2 years).
 
Wait until your master cylinder goes nuts screeching and the brake pedal fades to nothing. Miles away from a paved road or a cell signal.
Would have sold it cheap that day. Bought a master cylinder later so the price went up considerably.:bang:
 

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