Snorkle paid for itself last night

[landtank]

Snorkle paid for itself last night, reason to buy one!

I was driving back to the hotel in Danbury CT late last night from N. Adams MA when I was pulled over by the local police. The officer slowly looked over my rear bumper and proceeded to walk past me and vue the front of the truck. I figured I might have a light out or something. The officer then came back around to the driver's side.

She then asked "what's that for ?" with a smile.
I explained it was a snorkle and it's intended purpose.

She then asked "what do you do for work?".

I then asked " Why did I get pulled over?"

With a smile she said that I was doing 50mph in a 30mph zone, .

That's like a fine in excess of $125.00 and 6 years of a $50.00 surcharge per year.

She went back to the police cruiser to check my cridentials and returned with a warning and written as doing 40mph in a 30mph zone.

I've mentioned this before, that thing is a chick magnet for some reason.

 

[Beowulf]

She then asked "what do you do for work?".

I guess she didn't consider you as marrying material?



-B-

 

[concretejungle]

sweet! Gotta love it when that happens.

 

[T Y L E R]

Hey cool .................................... what's a snorkle though ?

 

[DRTDuck]

"I've mentioned this before, that thing is a chick magnet for some reason."

It's a big phallic symbol!!

 

[landtank]

Hey cool .................................... what's a snorkle though ?

It's that thing you wear when your cyphoning Junk's moma's a**

 

[T Y L E R]

It's that thing you wear when your cyphoning Junk's moma's a**

Ok , stick with tech ... you should be ashamed , cause thats officially the grossest thing you're ever said

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[Riley]

I guess she didn't consider you as marrying material?



-B-

So what is a "Think Tank Waterboy" anyway?

 

[medtro]

She then asked "what's that for ?" with a smile.
I explained it was a snorkle and it's intended purpose.

Did you tell her it is a chick magnet too?

 

[Beowulf]

With a smile she said that I was doing 50mph in a 30mph zone

Next time tell her your speedo indicated 30 because of the HUGE tyres and that you forgot to switch your Tru-Speed to the 2nd setting. Then she can drool on your black box while she's stroking your snorkle.



-B-

 

[erics_bruisers]

this is sooooo chat --

- pad -

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[T Y L E R]

I agree ..... so what kind of 'Pad' was the cop using ?

Ooooooo that sounds bad , doesn't it ?

TY - Some call me Paddy ... ;p

 

[fj40crusher]

Post a pic of your snorkle to keep this technical!

Shameless pad

 

[NorCalDoug]

darned post padders.
Can't stand them...
...all of 'em should be reported.

</pad>

 

[nyk438]

Any thread that refers to Junk's momma and her bodily orifices belongs in chat. Although then 90% of the threads in tech would be chat. I don't know what about a snorkel that drives the women crazy



Ex GF loved my 80, liked the cruiser grey color the most about, and the big backseat


I don't know, girls tend to like jeeps more in college


Don't know high class when they see it.

 

[T Y L E R]

At least we can never be accused of padding our bras ...

TY - Burnt all mine long ago .. ;p

[/paddy]

 

[landtank]

Changed the title for the chat police.

 

[reffug]

EOL......................