Best thing to do is wait till you find one of the above mentioned "douches" with as many shiny accesories as possible bolted to their FJ cruiser, grab a crescent wrench and help them understand the concept of "displaying your gear and how cool you are, isnt quite as important as still having it because you put it where someone couldnt walk away with it.
They will appreciate this immensly because you liberated their shiny tools from them in a parking garage where they didnt need them, as opposed to the middle of no where when they actually did need them, and youve helped them understand the only real tool was actually in the driver seat... Not that " douches in shiny fjcruisers" go to those places, but if they did they would probably get it.
Or you could do like the lumps in the tundra's do and buy as many fiskars gerber or stanley tools as you can find, the ones that look super tough in black and yellow, but actually best suited for framing or gardening. Make sure you display them with quick fist clamps as if it was a super cool high tech gun locker as well.