When you say things like "she's got no oil", what do you mean?
No oil showing on the dipstick, or no oil comes out when you remove the drain plug?
No oil showing on the dipstick is not a huge deal as the sump holds 2 gallons (8 quarts) and is well baffled. You could be 4 quarts low and still be fine.
If you're referring to the small plate held on with 2 bolts at the bottom of the bellhousing, that's an inspection plate.
The coating of oil on everything is typical 3FE rustproofing

Most likely cause is the rear arch seal of the oil pan gasket. This is very often misdiagnosed as a rear main seal leak.
The OEM oil pan gasket is a 1 piece cork gasket (12151-61011) and inexpensive. Do not use FIPG or aftermarket crap.
In any case, I would clean things up and try to diagnose where the leak(s) are coming from before moving forward with replacing seals.
Here's some good reading for you:
3FE Tune Up Info
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3FE EFI Diagnostics updated for 2020
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3FE Belt Routing with part numbers. Original shamelessly stolen and modified.
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