I like your jeep (2 Viewers)

[micruz60]

I can't get my wife to shake off calling it an FJ. At this point I almost rather her call it a Jeep.

I prefer to use numbers, the 40 needs a windshield; the 60 needs a bath. . .
I want a 76


or say: I want a BJ instead of the FJ

 

[120mm]

We had a 2013 Wrangler Sport. It was my wife’s, she bought it brand new. What a worthless piece of sh*t. Forget trying to get into the back seat, unless you’re a seven year old. I lost track of how many times the CEL came on. The engine would randomly shut off. We were doing 70-75 on the Gulf freeway in traffic in the center lane and it f*cking shut off. The A/C would also randomly just shut completely off. Finally we couldn’t renew registration because of the CEL. We took it to the dealership, who told us the engine had to be rebuilt, at 58K miles. I took it to a Land Cruiser specialist in Houston, he worked some magic, then straight to Carmax and cashed it out. The front drive had never been engaged. Never again.

First Jeep Rubicon I ever saw was stuck in a 1 foot deep puddle in a trail ride in Germany back in 2017. It was a recent purchase from the local PX, so looked pretty nice.

I pulled them out with my 80 series, assuming they'd just turn the key and drive off. Turns out they'd pulled water into the intake (with 1 foot deep water) and hydrolocked the engine, resulting in needing a new engine.

I neither know nor care how that is even possible, but combined with my prior jeep experience '85 Wagoneer with the execrable 2.8L and 2000 Cherokee with self eating coil packs, I'm pretty anti-jeep.

Though I owned a couple Kaiser DJ5s that were not horrible. But the only reason I got them is I couldn't afford an FJ40 at the time.

 

[igotta40]

Inappropriate, but completely appropriate….

 

[OlYellr]

How about a spin/modification of an Australian saying I heard or read a while back...

Want to go on the Rubicon? Take a Jeep.
Want to come back? Take a Land Cruiser.

(Australian version was Bush & Land Rover)

 

[rusty_tlc]

Interesting I rarely get this from Jeep owners. Except the ones driving Barbie Jeeps. They don't even have a clue about Jeeps.

 

[Gun Runner 5]

I just can’t bring myself to pick on the Jeep crowd. There‘s no way that every teenage girl, middle aged women, doctor, lawyer and accountant could be wrong.

 

[OlYellr]

I just can’t bring myself to pick on the Jeep crowd. There‘s no way that every teenage girl, middle aged women, doctor, lawyer and accountant could be wrong.

Or flys - Eat Sh!t, 10 trillion flys can't be wrong.

 

[Living in the Past]

Inappropriate, but completely appropriate….

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Forty nine years later I can tell Herpes would have been a lot cheaper treat.

 

[Roastchestnuts]

I have no words.... I came across this on instagram.

 

[bj70bc]

you should send them pictures of your 40 and tell them you want your truck to be featured, and see what the bozos say

 

[Tank5]

I saw this shop for Jeep owners in Amsterdam. All they sell are fashionable ducks. Seriously, I don’t understand the duck thing.

 

[bj70bc]

I saw this shop for Jeep owners in Amsterdam. All they sell are fashionable ducks. Seriously, I don’t understand the duck thing.

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Dont even try to understand it, its not understandable

 

[120mm]

I saw this shop for Jeep owners in Amsterdam. All they sell are fashionable ducks. Seriously, I don’t understand the duck thing.

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[meatloaf]

I've seen this one driving around South Austin