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FJ40LVR

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For those of you needing a Good Laugh...Some Co-workers Vandalized my truck today while I was in the Lab...:mad:
I guess it's time to step up my retaliation game...obviously my removing his rear driveshaft :wrench: on an F350 has been trumped by a sheep sex doll:eek::doh:and "Just Married" window letters and trailers....
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Thanks for the Laugh....I needed it today.
 
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CKaya84 said:
That is awesome! What are you planning on doing next?
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WOW, I don't know yet...I haven't even cut her down yet. I'm still at the office.

I might need retaliation reccomendations from the group...any Ideas?

(Ideas must be legal )


(oh, and no bodily harm)


(Also, no permenant property damage)


That should cover it. Let er rip.
 
Here are just a few that I found and some that I have personally done. :hillbilly:

1) Tape some magnets to the bottom of a cup and the top of their vehicle.

2) Attach a leash to the rear bumper of your victim's car. When they drive away, other cars driving behind them will think they forgot about their pet that they tied to the bumper.

3) Drill a hole through the middle of a potato. Then jam a whistle in one end of the potatoe. Finally, shove that potatoe inside of your their car exhaust pipe. Make sure the whistle is facing the outside. When they start the car up and drive off, he will keep hearing a whistle and wonder what is going on.

4) Buy a gas cap that lock and put it on their car.

5) Place an ad in the newspaper with your victim's new vehicle for sale. Leave his name and number as the contact info. Be sure to list it thousands below value. This will increase the amount of callers interested in buying his car, which isn't for sale.

6) Fill a can up with marbles and place it inside, if possible, the vehicle so the driver thinks there's something wrong. If unable to gain access to the vehicle tape it under the vehicle and make sure it is touching other metal so the sound is amplified.
 
ziptie a cardboard sign to the bottom of the rear bumper(write something witty on it) that allows it to flip down when he drives off.
 
get a extra large hose clamp , clamp on drive shaft near cross member or muffler or other metal when drive line spools up the tail of the clamp spreads out causing a high speed ticking noise:p
 
I'd order this t-shirt for the perps immediately then plan my response.

One of my favorites is to:
1. buy a big gulp cup
2. cut the bottom out of it
3. place it on the desk of the victim
4. fill said cup with M&M's or skittles
5. wait for victim to pick up the cup...
 
justweldit said:
get a extra large hose clamp , clamp on drive shaft near cross member or muffler or other metal when drive line spools up the tail of the clamp spreads out causing a high speed ticking noise:p
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I have done this with a large zip-tie, works great!
 
CKaya84 said:
Here are just a few that I found and some that I have personally done. :hillbilly:


5) Place an ad in the newspaper with your victim's new vehicle for sale. Leave his name and number as the contact info. Be sure to list it thousands below value. This will increase the amount of callers interested in buying his car, which isn't for sale.
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Working on a craigslist add right now...$4500.00 (firm:grinpimp:) for a 04' F350 crew cab diesel!

azrider said:
ziptie a cardboard sign to the bottom of the rear bumper(write something witty on it) that allows it to flip down when he drives off.
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Nice.

justweldit said:
get a extra large hose clamp , clamp on drive shaft near cross member or muffler or other metal when drive line spools up the tail of the clamp spreads out causing a high speed ticking noise:p
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Tools R Us said:
I have done this with a large zip-tie, works great!
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Keeping this and Kevins for stage #2. Thanks.

brittan said:
I'd order this t-shirt for the perps immediately then plan my response.

One of my favorites is to:
1. buy a big gulp cup
2. cut the bottom out of it
3. place it on the desk of the victim
4. fill said cup with M&M's or skittles
5. wait for victim to pick up the cup...
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Ordered. Thanks.


KingBeeIII said:
2. If their car has a sunroof, fill their car up with packaging peanuts.

3. Shrink wrap their car and then paint some graffiti on it.
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Already done the shrinkwrap....good call on the peanuts, we got about 3 cubic yards downstairs in the warehouse....


In the interim, I borrowed the forklift from the business next door and promised them that I would dispose of 70 empty pallets if I could use it....another coworker is going to take him to lunch in his car,and I am going to load pallets at least 15" high in the bed, ratchet strap em down and then build a little wall around the truck with the leftovers....:grinpimp:
 
Splice a motion switch into the horn wire so it blows when he hits a bump.
Attach microwave popcorn to the exhaust so it pops all over the street once he warms up.:popcorn:
Dump scented oil in his vents.
 
Go down to your nearest sex shop and buy a bunch of 'gay' bumper stickers and put them on their bumpers. If you really hate the person...sign them up on all the gay porn sites for spam mail.

They will get them off...eventually.

Then as a gesture of remorse...give them a bottle of Goof Off...but replace the solvent with just water.
 
While you have the forklift. Place cinder blocks of some other sturdy blocks under the axles just inside of the wheels. Make sure the lift height is just enough to lift the tires a fraction of an inch off the ground. He won't notice he's on jacks until he tries to take off and has no traction.:hhmm::steer::bang::bang::bang:
 
Thanatoz said:
Go down to your nearest sex shop and buy a bunch of 'gay' bumper stickers and put them on their bumpers.
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My favorite one to place on unsuspecting victims reads "Forget the horse, ride a cowboy" along with a small rainbow sticker.
 
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