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you can send texts to Craigslist hookers with his cell number for the return number. Any of the free online text places will work. you just plug his number in the "from" field. This works especially well when setting him up for a nooner and you have the hooker "meat" him at his normal lunchtime destination. Describe his attire for the day and she'll be sure to approach when your all sitting down for a nice meal.

Dill pickle juice or tuna fish/cod fish oil down the fresh air vents at the base of the windsheild is nice too.

Oh yeah... if he's married, stuff a pair of ladies chonies under his seat when you go to lunch the next time.
 
BrotherRob said:
Splice a motion switch into the horn wire so it blows when he hits a bump.
Attach microwave popcorn to the exhaust so it pops all over the street once he warms up.:popcorn:
Dump scented oil in his vents.
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Getting in the truck at this point will be difficult...he parks right next the security camera now, and walks by the screen in the lab way to often...

Thanatoz said:
Go down to your nearest sex shop and buy a bunch of 'gay' bumper stickers and put them on their bumpers. If you really hate the person...sign them up on all the gay porn sites for spam mail.

They will get them off...eventually.

Then as a gesture of remorse...give them a bottle of Goof Off...but replace the solvent with just water.
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Nice. I pooled resources with another guy and have a male singing / stripping telegram delivered on wednesday of next week whil I am not here:grinpimp:

BrotherRob said:
While you have the forklift. Place cinder blocks of some other sturdy blocks under the axles just inside of the wheels. Make sure the lift height is just enough to lift the tires a fraction of an inch off the ground. He won't notice he's on jacks until he tries to take off and has no traction.:hhmm::steer::bang::bang::bang:
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With the lift, I can see them too easily...thats why I disconected his rear drive shaft last week....:clap:

MoGas said:
My favorite one to place on unsuspecting victims reads "Forget the horse, ride a cowboy" along with a small rainbow sticker.
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Subtle...nice.

BMAN said:
you can send texts to Craigslist hookers with his cell number for the return number. Any of the free online text places will work. you just plug his number in the "from" field. This works especially well when setting him up for a nooner and you have the hooker "meat" him at his normal lunchtime destination. Describe his attire for the day and she'll be sure to approach when your all sitting down for a nice meal.

Dill pickle juice or tuna fish/cod fish oil down the fresh air vents at the base of the windsheild is nice too.

Oh yeah... if he's married, stuff a pair of ladies chonies under his seat when you go to lunch the next time.
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WOW. Done this before Brandon?

I will go X2 with Brittan to never really piss you guys off:flipoff2:

The pallets didn't work out very well yesterday...I wan't finished yet when he got back from lunch, caught me mid forklift over his truck...!
 
This was his "lame" retaliation...

FAIL
T1.webp
T2.webp
 
when i was in college, i went away for a few days. my roommates let my "friends" into my apartment. i came back to gay porn everywhere in my room. and i'm not talking playgirl here, either. on the walls, in the closet, in my couch cushions, under my pillow, inside my dvd cases....every where. i had to stare at penis for 2 hours while i took it all down. (i was cock-eyed for a week!)

good prank, wish i wasn't on that end of it.

then again, they had to buy the porn, and look at penis while they put it all up. maybe it's no good for anyone. don't do this one.
 
one more, go to Border's or Barnes and Noble and pull out a bunch of subscription cards from womens magazines, gay magazines, just anything off the wall and send them all in for him using the office address and mark it "bill me later". This is the neverending joke.
 
Bro Rob,
You forget that we are dealing with locked LC's. You can lift three wheels and put pumkins under all of the tires. The truck will still drive away. The prank receipient will not even notice! You have to do better than that!
What can you do?
How about putting a huge inflatible pumpkin in front of the truck? Or a huge turkey? Something that makes a POP noise when you run it over! That would be more fun!
 
Brian Macgyver said:
Bro Rob,
You forget that we are dealing with locked LC's. You can lift three wheels and put pumkins under all of the tires. The truck will still drive away. The prank receipient will not even notice! You have to do better than that!
What can you do?
How about putting a huge inflatible pumpkin in front of the truck? Or a huge turkey? Something that makes a POP noise when you run it over! That would be more fun!
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Its an f350, prolly won't move with one tire in the air.:steer:
 
do you have compressed air ?? if so take a 2 foot piece of surgical rubber hose tie a not in one end fill up till it looks like a balloon tape to wheel . very loud bang ..... wear safty glasses:lol:
 
justweldit said:
do you have compressed air ?? if so take a 2 foot piece of surgical rubber hose tie a not in one end fill up till it looks like a balloon tape to wheel . very loud bang ..... wear safty glasses:lol:
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That's some funny s*** right there. I like it.
 
very loud bang, this was done to me when i worked areo space they taped the long skinny balloon to my tool box lid . poked a thumb tack thru tape ,an applied this to just below hinge whith thumb tack pointing straight out . you open lid at shift start at 430 in morn"BANG" yep your awake:eek: WARNING THIS PRANK IS LOUD!!!!!
 
I got one... Figure out what kinda valve caps he's got on his rig and get some that look the same. Glue a BB inside them and color them black with a sharpie then put one on his truck. The BB will let let the air leak out slowly. He will never find the source of this neverending nuisance. It'll drive him nuts for weeks. Changing those big ass tires for his spare will make him crazy. Once he finally takes it to a wheel shop and they switch out the valve stem cause they wont find the BB either then do it again to a different wheel. This can run on for a VERY LONG TIME and leads to hours of joy watching from the safety of an office window as he changes his tire to his pare at least once a week.
 
If you ever had a chance to get in his truck unaccompanied for a few moments, A large bag of glitter poured down the AC or defroster vents will also make for months of joy. Or some of the stankiest nasty flowery bath beads you can find at the dollars store down the same vents will last for MONTHS.
 
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