Update, the thrill of wheeling in Moab still outshines my troubles!


You suckers had three years to join in on our little adventure!!!
Elbert, love ya man, but you left way to soon.
Yeah, I'm overloaded, yeah the government took all the lubricity out of the low sulfur diesel fuel, yeah GM has made four more generations of Duramax and the technology has gotten better, yeah I can't afford to buy a new $75,000 truck, yeah these repairs are costing me a ton of damn money!


But in the long run when I'm finally in that retirement home sitting in my piss filled diaper, I'll have the memories of this trip until I take my last breath
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So why didn't you come with us??? Only you can answer that

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So the next time the hendog and Bruno tell you the saddle up, you better get your damn mule and head my way cuz this ain't nothing but a little bump in the road of life

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You suckers had three years to join in on our little adventure!!!
Elbert, love ya man, but you left way to soon.
Yeah, I'm overloaded, yeah the government took all the lubricity out of the low sulfur diesel fuel, yeah GM has made four more generations of Duramax and the technology has gotten better, yeah I can't afford to buy a new $75,000 truck, yeah these repairs are costing me a ton of damn money!



But in the long run when I'm finally in that retirement home sitting in my piss filled diaper, I'll have the memories of this trip until I take my last breath

So why didn't you come with us??? Only you can answer that



So the next time the hendog and Bruno tell you the saddle up, you better get your damn mule and head my way cuz this ain't nothing but a little bump in the road of life


