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Redgrrr
I have a problem with 40s
First off, if you are some anglophile dooshbag with a double popped pastel johnny-0 shirt with some exclusive golf course, who wants a defender 90 or 110, who wears loafers with buckles on them (that when walking sound an early warning device for a small pen@s), you love the gentle rustle of wide wale cords in Autumn, who picks his adderol raddled half -retarded thin girlfriend up at the Southhampton Jitney for a white party, who screams out in Wagon Wheel "Caught a trucker out of Philly had a nice long toke", or are a SF internet maven who thinks they are actually saving the world because they make apps where you can have four organic appletinis and you can take a selfie with a mustaches/dog ears on yourself, or some trump grabbing p@ssy short bus idiot. YOU NEED NOT APPLY. If you think you are quasi normal, outdoorsey, and don't mind a little dirt under your fingernails person keep reading:
I am selling my custom FJ43. This car is an absolute beast. The sound of the original engine is sick. When you turn the engine over .... people in San Fran start running because San Andreas Fault is starting to rumble and the Duayne "the Rock" just crapped himself. Your hands will start shaking like Judd Nelson watching Phoebe Cates come out of that pool in Fast Times, or for you millennial pricks out there that "chubby woman" from girls (that show you tell your friends you don't like). This is no mere pile of metal and liquids, this car has a background and history. Someone found this ride in South America in the basement of a "entrepreneur" who died in jail with two other fj43's. This truck was involved in the wheels of commerce in la Jungla (the jungle) in back country of Columbia (the country not the fkn city you half slow gamecock). This truck was literally a mule carrying "loads on mountain roads," and I had this imported to the US.... When you sit behind the wheel picture a skinny Crokett in his pastel powder days pulling on the landing strip in this ride with Tubbs riding shotgun. Then out of the Cessna steps Glen Fryes with 'Smuggler Blues' playing in the background thinking whats he going to do to Shiela E when he gets back to the club. To bring it to modern day terms, whoever drives this car will make El Chapo their bitch.
You really have to ask yourself....are you up for this? this isn't some FJ40 custom shiny car you buy from the FJ Company/ or Schemg from OldCars Onroad. This is a real car for a real person, not some perfectly restored masterpiece can drive around Monteray Classic Car festival like 5000 another diminished souls who are reliving their midlife crisis by tagging their half baked personal trainer with daddy/mommy issues and paying a 100k for their ride. The buyer of this car is not a CLICHE, when you look in the review mirror heads will turn in admiration and respect, not with someone thinking you have a big cl@ttoris (aka small p@nis).
Are you low on testosterone/estrogen (or whatever political sensitive BS ) because your wife/girlfriend,boyfirend/husband/transgendered/LBTQ stole your dignity and sense of self worth? Have you made a Faustian bargain with your soul and lost it all? Every day do you feel like Ceely holding a straight blade next to Danny Glovers neck on the front porch saying to the world " if you don't do right by me everything is going to crumble?" Well Look no further for your redemption, this is the chance to become YOU again. Remember when you were the opposite of a person that buys an 100k electric car in the mall, that waits in line for 30 minutes for a perfect cup of coffee in skinny jeans, that buys a 3000k Peleton bike the day after New Years because they did a little bit of las drugas and got hammered on New Years, that buys a Robert August 2000k surfboard just so they can drive around with it on the roof of their car in the summer. WAIT FOR IT.....THAT ACTUALLY THINKS THAT DRIVING A CUSTOM JEEP WRANGLER IS COOL. HOLD ON >>>LET ME REPEAT THAT JEEP WRANGLERS ARE NOT COOL - its like you put a sign on yourself that said I like bidets (water up my butt) and my previous car was a mazda miata. Honestly you could put old man emu's, put 35's, paint it matt black, put a fosgate subwoofer the size of my 36 inch tobacco master bong in college and you WOULD STILL SUCK. Ever see that show touched by an Angel? you were obviously touched by your UNCLE.... The buyer of this car has my permission to pimp hand every jeep owner he sees. Back to the point,- Remember when you were young, you gave zero sh@ts, and if someone insulted you; your response was "if i had feelings i would care and I think your Mom gave me an STD." You don't have many chances to get you old self back but buying this car is one. So are you up to it? If you think you're ready to park this grundy undy dropper in your cave, get me on the email real quick, because like the shallow, icey, way out of your league, hot yet stupidly complex significant other you had that some high school hero stole (I am talking about the one who gave you a hand job like Lenny from mice and men).... This beauty will not last. If you think you've got what it takes to drive this rig, You already made the decision in your head, so all you need to do is SHOW ME THE MONEY. After you buy this car, go offroad, get a sunburn driving errands, have random strangers tell you how cool your truck is, have to actually lean in when you make a turn with music cranked.... You will finally know what Heath Ledger meant when he looked into the camera after a LONG, HARD ride in the mountains and said " I CANT QUIT YOU."
Lets talk about the car for a moment:
FJ43 made in 83/73 that is grandfathered in for emissions (never need to get a test). I had the car worked on and the car has power steering, on frame roll bar (custom created by Mudrak in Sonoma) American Racing Rims, sick tires, ATB bumper, lockable center console, new tail gate, custom fender, lock box, bench seating in back, all newer seatbelt, Oldman emu suspension, new leaf springs, new head and taillights, installed led lights that turns on when passenger door opens, backlighted speedometer and millege in kilometers, custom speakers and pioneer radio, all new windshield wipers, brand new alternator, new battery, older soft top. This car has two captain chairs, has two bench seats in back (seating for six) with six seatbelt (4 shoulder, 2 lap). Also, I had the front seat rail extended because I am 6'4 so you can move back father than normal. The 100+ millage is in Kilometers not miles fwiw
All you have to say right now is SI SE PUEDE... and lets do this. The offer on the car is 50,000k.
I am selling my custom FJ43. This car is an absolute beast. The sound of the original engine is sick. When you turn the engine over .... people in San Fran start running because San Andreas Fault is starting to rumble and the Duayne "the Rock" just crapped himself. Your hands will start shaking like Judd Nelson watching Phoebe Cates come out of that pool in Fast Times, or for you millennial pricks out there that "chubby woman" from girls (that show you tell your friends you don't like). This is no mere pile of metal and liquids, this car has a background and history. Someone found this ride in South America in the basement of a "entrepreneur" who died in jail with two other fj43's. This truck was involved in the wheels of commerce in la Jungla (the jungle) in back country of Columbia (the country not the fkn city you half slow gamecock). This truck was literally a mule carrying "loads on mountain roads," and I had this imported to the US.... When you sit behind the wheel picture a skinny Crokett in his pastel powder days pulling on the landing strip in this ride with Tubbs riding shotgun. Then out of the Cessna steps Glen Fryes with 'Smuggler Blues' playing in the background thinking whats he going to do to Shiela E when he gets back to the club. To bring it to modern day terms, whoever drives this car will make El Chapo their bitch.
You really have to ask yourself....are you up for this? this isn't some FJ40 custom shiny car you buy from the FJ Company/ or Schemg from OldCars Onroad. This is a real car for a real person, not some perfectly restored masterpiece can drive around Monteray Classic Car festival like 5000 another diminished souls who are reliving their midlife crisis by tagging their half baked personal trainer with daddy/mommy issues and paying a 100k for their ride. The buyer of this car is not a CLICHE, when you look in the review mirror heads will turn in admiration and respect, not with someone thinking you have a big cl@ttoris (aka small p@nis).
Are you low on testosterone/estrogen (or whatever political sensitive BS ) because your wife/girlfriend,boyfirend/husband/transgendered/LBTQ stole your dignity and sense of self worth? Have you made a Faustian bargain with your soul and lost it all? Every day do you feel like Ceely holding a straight blade next to Danny Glovers neck on the front porch saying to the world " if you don't do right by me everything is going to crumble?" Well Look no further for your redemption, this is the chance to become YOU again. Remember when you were the opposite of a person that buys an 100k electric car in the mall, that waits in line for 30 minutes for a perfect cup of coffee in skinny jeans, that buys a 3000k Peleton bike the day after New Years because they did a little bit of las drugas and got hammered on New Years, that buys a Robert August 2000k surfboard just so they can drive around with it on the roof of their car in the summer. WAIT FOR IT.....THAT ACTUALLY THINKS THAT DRIVING A CUSTOM JEEP WRANGLER IS COOL. HOLD ON >>>LET ME REPEAT THAT JEEP WRANGLERS ARE NOT COOL - its like you put a sign on yourself that said I like bidets (water up my butt) and my previous car was a mazda miata. Honestly you could put old man emu's, put 35's, paint it matt black, put a fosgate subwoofer the size of my 36 inch tobacco master bong in college and you WOULD STILL SUCK. Ever see that show touched by an Angel? you were obviously touched by your UNCLE.... The buyer of this car has my permission to pimp hand every jeep owner he sees. Back to the point,- Remember when you were young, you gave zero sh@ts, and if someone insulted you; your response was "if i had feelings i would care and I think your Mom gave me an STD." You don't have many chances to get you old self back but buying this car is one. So are you up to it? If you think you're ready to park this grundy undy dropper in your cave, get me on the email real quick, because like the shallow, icey, way out of your league, hot yet stupidly complex significant other you had that some high school hero stole (I am talking about the one who gave you a hand job like Lenny from mice and men).... This beauty will not last. If you think you've got what it takes to drive this rig, You already made the decision in your head, so all you need to do is SHOW ME THE MONEY. After you buy this car, go offroad, get a sunburn driving errands, have random strangers tell you how cool your truck is, have to actually lean in when you make a turn with music cranked.... You will finally know what Heath Ledger meant when he looked into the camera after a LONG, HARD ride in the mountains and said " I CANT QUIT YOU."
Lets talk about the car for a moment:
FJ43 made in 83/73 that is grandfathered in for emissions (never need to get a test). I had the car worked on and the car has power steering, on frame roll bar (custom created by Mudrak in Sonoma) American Racing Rims, sick tires, ATB bumper, lockable center console, new tail gate, custom fender, lock box, bench seating in back, all newer seatbelt, Oldman emu suspension, new leaf springs, new head and taillights, installed led lights that turns on when passenger door opens, backlighted speedometer and millege in kilometers, custom speakers and pioneer radio, all new windshield wipers, brand new alternator, new battery, older soft top. This car has two captain chairs, has two bench seats in back (seating for six) with six seatbelt (4 shoulder, 2 lap). Also, I had the front seat rail extended because I am 6'4 so you can move back father than normal. The 100+ millage is in Kilometers not miles fwiw
All you have to say right now is SI SE PUEDE... and lets do this. The offer on the car is 50,000k.
overton
SILVER Star
Wow, all that machismo and he calls it a "CAR". :-(
Mill Valley........
Listed as a 4 cylinder...
Would I get more interest in mine if I abused everyone in the world that actually might buy it? Mine is much less money and in much better shape. Also from Colombia (should I make a vague statement that it might have been in the narcotraficante business?)
Marketing techniques vary widely!
Todd
Marketing techniques vary widely!
Todd
And some people love the sound of their own thoughts so much they can't get out of their own way. I think maybe he was hoping people would be exhausted by the time they got to the 50k asking price and less likely to react to it...
overton
SILVER Star
Well at least you know how to spell "Colombia", so you're way ahead of the game!
can we some pictures?
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The closest thing I have to matching the testosterone are the same wheels...
@Redgrrr thank you so much for capturing the most fantastic classified ad I have personally ever seen. Without your effort I am quite sure I never would have encountered this masterpiece and laughed my ass off for the last 10minutes. If only I had a picture to put a "truck with an add."
Some of the folks he mentions can look elsewhere . . perhaps down the road:
1971 Toyota Land Cruiser FJ40
1971 Toyota Land Cruiser FJ40
