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Pretty tough to get lost in between a trail boss and a tail gunner.
Mark...
I came across this website from our 2006 outing today. I had forgotten that it was out there.
The 2006 Trek was held in the Eastern edges of the Talkeetnas. This is not where we are planning to be in 2010. It is however our fallback location if we have flooding in the area we expect to be like we did in 2008.
Alaska - ACT06 - Cruiser Trek - Part 1
Mark...
wow. i'm not weeping, but i literally have tears falling from my eyes and an empty, sick feeling in my belly at the thought of not being able to experience such an epic adventure... i have only dreamed of such places.Mark... here's a copy of that "After AK" thing I wrote in 2007. Pasquale's comment that he thinks of AK every day made me go looking for this. Perhaps he can relate a little:
I have gone a little nuts since I went wheeling in Alaska. Life will never be the same for me. An illness seeped into my soul this past summer and I didn’t even realize it at the time. I have been forever changed. It is now my obligation to spread the word before it is too late.
That Mark Whatley. I’m surprised he is not a world-renowned artist because he is an excellent painter. Through his tales of drowning rigs and driving on glaciers he portrays countless tales of a beautiful, remarkable place known as Alaska. But, he fails miserably at telling you the truth. I know better now. Before you jump into your Cruiser for the long drive north to Alaska you need to know something he conveniently forgets to mention in the information package he sends out… and it’s something you will not typically discover on your own until you have left the pavement far behind.
Ready? Gather round. It is something very simple. It is the truth - I cannot lie. You will change. It simply cannot be helped. Whether or not you can actually handle the change is another thing. Before you commit to such a life altering experience make sure that you are up for what is in store for you in the months, years and decades to come. The changes are indescribable. Essentially, the experience will wreak havoc on all your future adventures. Nothing will ever compare to this trip. You’ll dream about Alaska. You’ll think about Alaska. You will talk non-stop about Alaska - most sentences will start with “And one time, in Alaska….” Sadly, upon your return, every time you jump in your Cruiser to go out wheeling, a little bit of sadness will cast itself over the day as you’ll know that there is a place you would rather be…. Yes, Alaska. And most importantly, you need to know that there is no cure. Least, that’s what the doctors ‘round these parts tell me. All you can do is learn to cope with the illness.
For me, coping has been a very hard struggle. As it turns out, a little bit more of Alaska got into my veins every time I was bitten by one of those giant Alaskan mosquitoes. It has been over four months and not a day goes by that I do not feel restless. I’m ruined. I'm distraught.
I recently returned from a trip to Walt Disney World in Florida. Prior to Alaska I would have been thrilled with the prospect of such a trip. Instead, I caught myself growing irritated with the worst kind of sensory overload. It felt a lot like a mall in the weeks before Christmas. I would trade a set of mouse ears for a handful of muddy Alaskan bog in a heartbeat. I’d trade the onslaught of tourists for the odd caribou herd and the man made ponds and artificial lawns for the glacial fed streams and wild flowers. Alaska is a spa for the senses; no annoying cell phone ring tones, bells, buzzers or people who talk too much to hear; no computer screens or urban ugliness to look at; only fresh fish and berries to taste, pure mountain water to drink and clean mountain air and blossoming flowers to smell. Oh, what memories I have!
But, all is not lost. Living in a post-Alaska state is not all bad. My friends find it odd that I now spend most of my time sitting in my Cruiser in the garage. I suspect they think it even odder that I have converted the garage into a mini Alaska sanctuary where I painted pictures of Alaska on the walls, a bright blue sky with billowing clouds on the ceiling and silhouetted monoliths and rose colored glaciers illuminated by a sun that never quite sets. Perhaps the weirdest is where I’ve replaced the concrete floor with a miniature muskeg bog. The floor was the hardest of all the changes I made to the garage and I doubt it will do much for my resale value but I am happy with the end result. I do not dare let my friends in on my best-kept secret though – they would have me committed if they knew. But, I know you can keep a secret. Sometimes I will deliberately break things on my rig just so that I can fix it up again without any of the proper tools. Yes, I would put MacGuyver to shame with my new found knowledge. I have taken to performing all my maintenance using only a Leatherman and an assortment of rocks. You can call me weird, a little possessed or unstable perhaps, but I am happy as can be given my inflicted circumstances.
Would I go to Alaska again if I knew how it would all turn out? You ask. Yes. Definitely. In a heartbeat. Unfortunately, after planning the trip for over six years it is hard to come to terms with the fact that that it is over… for now at least, anyway. Pardon me while I weep.
Wait! Before you go please know that I have spoken my peace. If you decide to forego my warnings or forget my plight do not be surprised when you end up like me. Sorry. I truly am, but someone had to let you know....as that Mark Whatley character never does!
I still remember getting ready to rip into you for ignoring the line I was trying to put you on in Yacko Creek... and then realizing that with your manual steering you simply could not make the turn. I felt bad... for about 10 seconds until "Grumpy a******" mode took over again
Mark...
Yeah I sure remember that river crossing...BTW for anyone else, make sure that you have "easy" tow points in the front. Something I failed to ensure before getting caught in that predicament. Yeah the lack of PS definitely made things a lot different.I still remember getting ready to rip into you for ignoring the line I was trying to put you on in Yacko Creek... and then realizing that with your manual steering you simply could not make the turn. I felt bad... for about 10 seconds until "Grumpy a******" mode took over again![]()
I thought I would show everyone those moments![]()