I have a love/hate with trim packages. Sure, I’d like an option to have a normal radio and HVAC controls. Like what was available from 2008-2011. Or not having leather, that would be a plus for me.
But at the same time, I like how in the US, it’s simply.... Land Cruiser.
All the other Toyota’s act like high school kids. All the same underneath, but because they aren’t different, some have to fake the funk with shinny accessories that fool the other kids who are all trying to prove, something.
“Oh, did you see that Pro got shinny shocks from his parents over the summer?”
“Well I herd TRD Sport went down on SR5 at Trail Editions party last weekend.” “Oh shut up!, SR5 doesn’t even have CRAWL control, why would she hook up with SR5 when TRD Off Road was single?”
“Pshh.. SR thinks he’s so cool with his non-color keyed bumper.” “You’re not being unique SR!, it’s called being poor... looser.”
Land Cruiser is like... Sean Connery as 007. Like a three finger neat drink of Wild Turkey. It doesn’t need flashy external crap to prove itself. It doesn’t need to scream it’s meaningless add ons to try and assert some false macho over its peers. It has more tricks up it’s sleeves than the rest, but it hides them till it needs them.
It just strolls in, dignified, calm, cool, collected, powerful. It doesn’t need to try and say it, it just is IT. Then it beats you with experience, steals your girl, and leaves the next morning to kill again.
Anyway, the masses like add ons, and they make automakers a ton of money. So they are here to stay.
However, we need to let go of the factory auxiliary fuel tank idea. It’s illegal to have a fuel cell behind the rear axle in the US.
USB-C would be a nice change. But if it doesn’t have PD, not like it’s better than a wire with usb-a on one end and usb-c on the other. Then where’s the limit? 30 watts for an iPad? 60 watts for a smaller laptop? 100 watts to max out the technology?
So I say to the “Land Cruiser Pro,” to stickers and emblems, and to Wrangler angry eye grills, eBay light bars, and Instagram builds...