Well, AAA stopped by to tow the TLC. The driver asked if he could try to start it, heard the fast clicking, and said "That's the battery!" He then jumpstarted it, and it started right up. (I guess my mobile jump starter wasn't strong enough to start it or I didn't know what I was doing. I guess even if the dome light and the alarm works, it doesn't mean that the battery is strong enough to start the vehicle)
I then drove it to the mechanic, explained what had happened, and he asked how often I drive it. I then realized that I had been mostly driving a new car that I recently got, and only drove the TLC just 1 mile a couple of times a week to the local jogging path. He said that I need to drive it at least 15 minutes a couple of times a week to fully recharge the battery. Thus, I plan to start driving the TLC to the local public transit for work, which is about 15 minutes away. He also said that the blue wire running diagonally across the engine was for the aftermarket alarm. He said the red wire probably should be connected to the battery. Overall, he said that it made no sense to him why the alarm wires were connected to the passenger wiper blade motor. Anyhow, he said that since its been like that for 20 years, I probably don't want to spend my money having him trace it and reroute it. Anyhow, he'll do the following work:
1. Test the battery that is still under warranty, and change it if necessary.
2. Replace the negative battery terminal that cracked and any other connections to the battery that he thought needed replacement
3. Change the spark plugs (I hope this helps the starter last longer. I may have had someone replace the spark plugs 15 years ago, but can't remember)
4. Fix the leak from the power steering fluid reservoir
5. Replace the hood lifters, which sometime can't support the weight of the hood.
6. Make any other repairs that he thought were necessary on a time and materials basis.
Well, I should have it back on Tuesday. I'll send and update and some photos then.