You thought you had a crappy day?

[Slomo]

So I made a quick run to the grocery store this evening with Scott and decided to bring Tillie along for the ride. Scott and I go in to get two things and head out just dodging the solicitors at the exit. Whew close call. I get to the truck and am putting Scott in his seat and notice Tillie is in the back seat instead of the front. Hmmm ok, no biggie. Then I notice she is shaking uncontrollably, that can't be good.






It wasn't. She had explosive diarrhea while I was inside the store and the drivers seat, the passengers seat, the passenger rear seat and part of the center console (Imagine paw prints gone bad) were covered in last nights dinner.

Thank god I still had that roll of tp under my seat from the last camping trip. I hope I got it before too much soaked into the seams. I took pictures with my phone as proof but thought better of posting them.

 

[philos1]

I don't know what to say...

 

[D'Animal]

The thread is usefull without Pics!

 

[bluto]

You still have time to delete this thread!

You do realize that dog s*** in the leather seats lowers the resale value of the rig by $3000 - if you decide to sell it. People will remember reading this thread.

Is it worse than baby vomit?

 

[SOCALFJ]

Dude, WTF did you feed her!? Scared!

 

[Newps]

That must have been one horrific site to see.

 

[bpenn1980]

HAHA That is the worst thing I have visualized in a long long time! omg, i'm dying here, explosive dog **** diarrhea....wow

dude, you definitely had the worst day

 

[cmjrfan8]

People think it's funny
But it's realy wet and runny


Diarrhea

 

[Bluetribal]

Diarhea Cha Cha Cha, Diarhea Cha Cha Cha

Need TP for my dogs Bung Ho!e


Sorry I am from the Bevis & Butt Head Generation......

 

[Dan2722]

When your running into first and your pants begin to burst diarrhea...diarrhea

Dude, sorry to hear about your interior and I hope Tillie is ok but that is funny.

 

[Brentbba]

Look at the bright side Mo, at least Tillie isn't a Great Dane! Yikes man! :whoops:

 

[fj80toyman]

...note to self: Never, EVER ride shotgun with Mo.

 

[Giulitto]

When your running into first and your pants begin to burst diarrhea...diarrhea

When your runnin to second and you need to dissenfect it...diarrhea....diarrhea
I have had dog pee, baby vomit, spilled milk and left over snacks. But never projectile poo! Simple green and bleach are your friend!

 

[Newps]

Diarrhea Cha Cha, diarrhea Cha Cha, when your climbing up a ladder and you hear something splatter....diarrhea Cha Cha, diarrhea Cha Cha...

Sorry Mo I could not resist, it’s such a catchy tune.

 

[redcheetah]

Here are some recent situations I have had with my hounds that might, and thats a big might after that, make you feel a bit better about your situation:

Last week, my woman wakes me complaining that the room suddenly smelled like dog doo. I jump up so she will stop nagging me and start making my way to the bedroom door. I get within about two feet and am feeling confident that one of the dogs just let a out a nasty fart and there is no poo to be found. Suddenly I feel my bare foot sink into warm, slippery, doggy diarrhea. I was so horrifed I tried to push off that foot to leap back which resulted in my slipping in the rhea and being forced to put a hand down to save my ass. But guess where that hand ended up? You guessed it, in the poo. Now I had a hand and a foot coated in the products of my dogs anal explosion. After cleaning it off of my body, I then had to rid my floors, grout, etc of the poo poo pudding.

A more vehicle specific story:

My large dog soaked me and the entire cab of my old truck in projectile vomit on a drive home from the vet about a year ago. I remember the horror of seeing it coming toward me as I tried to scoot out the way. I felt like one of the contestants on Nickelodeon that got slimed.

Aren't dogs great?

 

[lacruiser]

What fun it is

I drove down to Orange County a few years back to adopt a 1-year old Golden Retriever from a family that was moving.

I was driving back on the freeway at 70 MPH and I hear these sounds of distress coming from the back seat, along with a sudden unpleasant odor. I turn around to take a look and there's dog crap all over the rear seat and floor, both sides, and the dog is also covered in crap. She'd let go with a major case of the Hershey Squirts. What Joy!

Of course she felt so bad she wanted to crawl into the front seat with me. Hell, she wanted to crawl into my lap! NO WAY.

I got home (another half hour) and by then the liquid portion of the poo had soaked into the seat fabric (mid-90's Bimmer 3-series).

I spent a good half-day taking the seats, carpet, and side panels out of that car and washing them with simple green and a hose.

What a friggin' mess! simple green is awesome at removing the odor.

And that story about stepping in the DS in the dark in your bedroom!

EEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!

 

[Dan2722]

LMFAO

These stories are great, just glad my Great Dane hasn't exhibited this behavior in my LC... although I have had the bare foot poo experience with my Ridgeback.

 

[mobi-arc]

Had that happen to me a couple months ago. Rear seat cover was a god-send, but getting the seatbelts cleaned of the shmeck was chore....took about 4 hours of cleaning, disinfecting, and soaking.

Frick'n dogs.

 

[Slomo]

Yeah, I love my dog but boy has the last week been unpleasant. She should be fine but we are still trying to find out what is causing all of this, unknown stomach bug at the moment. She also doesn't deal well with Flagyl, ask me how I know.

A few nights ago at 1:36 am I awoke to my dog running frantic circles on the bed to get our attention. The drippings on the comforter were just the start, I found the next pile on the floor with bare feet ala redcheetah but no such luck with tile. 4 month old long pile carpet. I then proceeded to hop down the stairs on one leg to take hour outside, in the rain. On a positive note the rainwater on the ground washed all the crap from my foot and inbetween my toes.

I figured there would be some good poop chat and some digs but I had to post it up. It was so bad that I never even got mad. I just burst out laughing it was so unbelievable. Thanks for the tips. Simple Green and quick application of baby wipes and tp at the scene made clean up relatively ok. Oh, and an old toothbrush and some feeler guages work good at getting it out from around buttons and switches. I will now just have to wait and hope I don't get a surprise fume attack on the next hot day.

I love dogs.

 

[redcheetah]

Holy Hell - I didn't know everyone else was having these poo issues that I have been dealing with. I feel much better about my situation now.

Mo I feel your pain on the 4 mos old long pile carpet. The same dog blessed a nice, large area rug that same week. Although I can replace the area rug - restoring long pile carpet is a different deal. Oh yes and Simple Green is an excellent choice for clean up duties.