I had to run out and buy some new screws for the TPS. The head on one of my screws was way too damaged to use again. For the record, if you ever need to replace these screws, they are Pan Head Machine Screws M4 - 0.70 x 12mm
To calibrate the TPS, you'll need a multimeter and some feeler gauges. Put the TPS back on the TB and tighten down the screws so the TPS is held in place but can still be rotated freely. When you rotate the TPS, make sure the throttle plate is not opening also.
Set the multimeter to measure 2k ohms and hook the clips up to the IDL and E2 prongs:
Next, find the combination of feeler gauges that most closely adds up to 0.93mm (I was only able to get to 0.915 but that should be close enough.) Put the feeler gauges between the stop screw and butterfly valve as shown below. You do NOT want to put the gauges in front of the dashpot!
Be sure not to let your alligator clips touch each other (meter will read zero) or the other prongs.
Turn the TPS counter clockwise all the way and your multimeter should read somewhere between 0.01 and 0.03. Now verrrrrry slowly rotate the TPS clockwise until your multimeter deflects (for me, it shows 1). The line between correct and too much is incredibly fine here so be patient and slow. Once you've hit the right spot, use one hand to hold the TPS in place and the other to tighten down the two TPS screws to secure everything in place.
When you remove the feelers, your meter should go back to reading between 0.01 and 0.03. When you turn the butterfly valve, you should see the multimeter spike back up to deflection.
Now go reinstall your throttle body and don't touch the TPS screws again
EDIT: The first picture I took shows the TPS having been installed backward. I just re-calibrated the thing with the TPS oriented correctly and updated the photo. Let's just forget that happened...