I found a new way to jamb up a 5-speed...
Well, my kid did.
Roll the truck backwards in neutral, quickly (with no clutch) slam it into reverse, and then back into neutral. This happened while I was waiting for my kids' teacher at their school this morning (we showed up at school a few minutes early and we farted around in the warm truck instead of hanging around outside in the cold). My son asked me how the parking brake worked, so I released it and we began rolling backward...he then played with the shifter, as I indicated. I had no idea what happened until I got back in my truck to leave, and it was in 1st gear and reverse at the same time. Well, I sat in that damned parking spot for an hour, trying to figure what the hell he did.
This has happened before, but I had ignorantly removed the shift lever with the truck in gear...and when it was put back in, it was jambed up.
Anyhoo...
The easiest way to know it was truly in neutral was to try and start it. If it lurched, it was in gear. Believe it or not, with a 6-month old battery, after 6 or 8 attempts, this drained it enough so that I needed a jump. This battery was an el chapo from NAPA, and was always a bit undersized. So, I decided to end the nonsense and buy the Bad Mama Jama.
Behold, the Sears DieHard Platinum (Odyssey) Marine 31M.
At 9 1/2" High, 6 4/5" wide and 13" long, it uses every last millimeter in the space.
I could not believe how heavy it was, at 75 lbs., it is 15 pounds heavier than an Optima Blue Top.
$250. 3 years, full replacement.
Yeehaw.