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Deck is now in summer mode. :)
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Guess we really only need two barstools tho...:rolleyes:
 
The "light duty" mechanic at work sent some steel to the recycle bin today. Bit of a mess but there were 7 CV's from 3500 Duramaxes from this past week while i was away. Those comfy IFS highway trucks don't last in a mine site.

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Nice! I like the dovetail work, good colour too. Is it Fir?
Yeah it's fir. Just a coat of Thompson's, was a better color than a couple other sauces I tried.

Linseed is too yellow and not mildew resistant...Cetol we used to call pumpkin paint... varnish peels. :meh:

Thompson's seems good. I like it so far. Brings out the colors, we'll see how it looks towards the end of summer.


The main lump was actually the header over the garage door I cut out when I raised it up to 9' from 7.

Cut it out, put it on a sawhorse, sat a beer on it and it was pretty obvious it needed to be turned into a bar :lol:
 
Hail Mary end of day replacing the dead motor starter
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Haha...I've had so many phone calls from bitchy nurses about a busted elevator this week I've lost count :lol:

They did the "brake test" to all 3 cars a few weeks ago, and one has shaken like a bastard ever since, on Monday the door came completely off it's track ( or some such elevator mafia "it's broken, you wouldn't understand" speak).

When the usual Kone guy came to look at the door, he got a little heated on the phone talking to whoever ****ed up the brakes.

Something to do with the main brake not working and the emergency coming on which made it bounce like crazy.

Buggered if I know. I just point at the out of order sign several times a day. 😝


That was Monday....supposedly they're coming to fix it tomorrow.

I'm sure nurses will be understanding about the delay :rofl:
 
For todays humour. I posted it on the Coastal page, but for guys who don't cross-click

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.



Here are the winners:




1.Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a******.

3. Intaxicaton:Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid

7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.



The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.


And the winners are:

1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.

6. Negligent, adj. Absent mindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

7. Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
 
So what is that? I heard they are building new hospital. Will it be there at the same site, like a modern add-on? Or brand new at a different site?
 
So what is that? I heard they are building new hospital. Will it be there at the same site, like a modern add-on? Or brand new at a different site?
New horse piddle will be over behind the Toyota dealership supposedly, but I'm not holding my breath.

The pic is the main chiller. It's the thing that makes nurses too cold.

Compressors chill water which gets pumped to air handlers all over the building. With varying degrees of success.
I just filled it today. So far no pages for floods, hopefully it stays that way :lol:

Downstairs we have the things that make nurses too hot.


You would think there'd be a happy medium between the two...

If a man speaks in the forest, and there's no woman there to hear, is he still wrong?
 
BoomerBeast 2D
An OFF ROAD mobility Scooter! Just when we all thought getting old was gonna suck!! :rofl::steer:

 
BoomerBeast 2D
An OFF ROAD mobility Scooter! Just when we all thought getting old was gonna suck!! :rofl::steer:


Weren’t off-road trikes banned? Or is it a way to reduce our senior population?
 

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